The Most Random System

Chapter 979 - 451: Zhang Haoyang Has Made Wang Ze Suffer

Xue Lang skillfully implements a series of schemes, Lin Bai mistakenly ascends the execution platform.Ginger is still spicier the older it gets.

What do you mean there’s not enough test paper printing? This is all part of Xue Jian’s calculation!

What a joke, everyone else is doing the "Peace Scroll" tonight, but the original culprit who caused all this only has to eat a simple "Peace Fruit"?

Xue Jian calls this treating everyone equally? Clearly, the ones who did wrong get to enjoy better treatment!

People never fear scarcity, but inequity, especially when this "scarcity" was caused by two people—

Thinking of this, Lin Li and Bai Bufan felt like they were sitting on pins and needles, not even daring to move their heads, only slowly moving their eyes to cautiously look around the classroom now empty of Xue Jian.

"..."

Oh wow, a horror film.

In the deathly silent classroom, almost everyone wasn’t writing on their test papers but staring straight over here.

Stare—

Even those good buddies from the last row didn’t show any sign of brotherly affection in their eyes at this moment.

Especially Zhou Baowei.

His gaze shifted from the Peace Scroll in his hand to the Peace Fruit in Lin Bai’s hand, his eyes so cold that it felt unfamiliar to the two.

A dragon has reverse scales, and touching them brings anger.

Bao Wei also has a great stomach, touching it brings powerless wrath.

My! Ap! Ple!

You know, some at the back of the class are not particularly interested in apples, and given Zhou Baowei’s highest garbage bin status in Class 4 of Year 1, he only had to use a little trick, like patting his great stomach, and these lowlifes in the back row would obediently hand over their apples.

That means, he could have eaten more than one!

And now that his dream shattered, all he got in return was this exam paper from the Ping’an District!

Even an uncle can bear it, but the aunt can’t!

Lin Li awkwardly smiled: "Hahaha, everyone, don’t rush, wait, we still—"

Before Lin Li finished speaking, Zhou Baowei interrupted: "Shi Siyuan, Lin Li is talking during the self-study session, aren’t you going to control him?"

At the front of the class, the discipline committee member named Shi Siyuan, who had already turned his head this way, calmly nodded: "Mm, noted."

Lin Li: "..."

Qin Zeyu: "Bai Bufan was also talking."

Bai Bufan was stunned, looking at Qin Zeyu in surprise: "When?"

Qin Zeyu: "Just now."

Shi Siyuan: "Mm, heard that too, also noted."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan couldn’t help but let out a laugh, but quickly restrained themselves.

Coughing twice to get into the state, Lin Li sternly said:

"Folks, this is a psychological trap carefully designed by Old Jian, a divide and conquer tactic. He is guiding you to wrongly vent your negative emotions on me and Bufan, two innocent people.

This is aimed at creating internal conflicts among us and further weakening our class unity, making us no longer a whole, to achieve his ultimate evil goal of having us fall apart!

People!! Don’t you understand? Don’t fall for it!

We must unite! Unity is strength!"

Lin Li felt a bit aggrieved inside.

Lin Li recalled a saying, how did it go?

A single chopstick inserted into dumpling skin easily falls out, but a bundle can be tightly packed! This shows the power of unity! How come people don’t get it!

They should be joining him in resisting Xue Jian, not breaking internally!

Bai Bufan nodded heavily at his words: "That’s right, exactly like that."

Bai Bufan also felt a bit aggrieved, though unlike Lin Li, his complaint was mainly against Xue Jian.

Employing the Thirty-Six Stratagems against students, Xue Jian truly has no teacher’s ethics; he’s toast.

The most over-the-top part is, if you have to use the Thirty-Six Stratagems, at least use ones that truly test willpower and such noble virtues, the Beauty Trap?

Only knowing to use the most insidious and despicable divide-and-conquer plan, what’s the skill in that?

After hearing Lin Li’s defense, the class was silent for a while.

Then.

Shi Siyuan: "What the heck are you muttering, Lin Li and Bai Bufan each noted twice."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."

Oh f*ck, you guys are just insensible, aren’t you?

Qin Zeyu: "It’s said things don’t happen for a third time, they’ve been noted twice, so why not just end them, then they won’t be counted a third time."

Yang Bangjie: "I’ve always thought Lin Li and Bai Bufan are devils in disguise, how about this, since it’s Christmas Eve, let’s tie the two to a cross and burn them."

If they reveal their true form, it proves they’re devils, and we can be at ease. If not, it shows their skills are very advanced, they’re very strong devils, and we can be assured too."

Wang Ze: "Sure, just let me use the corpse afterward."

Yang Bangjie: "Okay, but just a reminder, Wang Ze, be careful not to get burned."

Yang Bangjie once heard of someone whose heating rod broke, and in a sudden whim, used a microwave to heat a cup, forgetting the microwave heats from the inside. Heating for thirty seconds, it felt just right when touched on the outside, but when truly put on, the lubricant inside felt like magma, and it burned his guy beyond repair.

Young bro turned into young boiling water.

Recalling this cautionary tale, Yang Bangjie hoped Wang Ze wouldn’t get hurt because of Lin Bai’s body.

Listening to the conversation in the classroom, Lin Li and Bai Bufan’s mouths twitched.

F*ck, Class 4 is full of these guys.

Each one of them worshipped Lin Bai like a hero an hour and a half ago, singing praises and admiration, but now they’re stepping on him savagely during the face-turn.

Especially Wang Ze and Qin Zeyu, they even had lines and roles during the break, but now they cut ties faster than anyone else.