Chapter 300. Monkey is very depressed
Chapter 300. Monkey is very depressed
Hong Yun was also stunned, and the seat on the side was smoothly occupied by Kunpeng. Hu Mo thought about it and said to Hongjun: "Loach, please tell me the way of heaven, the Lord of Heaven, don't do anything weird in the end. Otherwise, don’t blame me for saying it rudely.”
Hongjun questioned and said with a straight face: "Are you threatening me?"
Zimo calmly took out the axe, looked at it like an axe, and said, "Cao, I'll chop down all your avenues, who do you think you are? My mother said, I'll chop you down for nothing, believe it or not!" "
Hongjun's eyes widened, and everyone around him felt the law of heaven pressing down on everyone. Zimo smiled and calmly shouted: "Daodao, don't you care if I chop it down?"
Everyone felt that a vertical eye suddenly appeared in the sky above Zixiao Palace. Zimo said calmly: "Your family is selfish and careless. You will be played by this loach in the future, and you can't bear to look at it."
Look at it with your eyes, observe it again and say, "Yes. The way is not consistent."
Zimo raised his paw and said, "A saint can do it, but I can forget about being a saint of Huabei."
He looked at her and asked, "Huabei Saint?" Dao Dao really doubted it.
Zimo said calmly: "Make a wish, make all kinds of wishes, and even sell yourself directly to this loach." She led Zhunti and said: "The earliest Huabei saints, their sect is a gathering of swindlers! The so-called Dudu Hua, that means Mother Earth is deceiving you, not as good as Rahu, a pure liar."
His eyes clicked, and then he said: "Yes, it is forbidden to owe merit for becoming a saint."
Zimo was satisfied, put away the ax and said: "Right, right, isn't this a very harmonious conversation? By the way, are there teleportation demons from the outer realms nearby? Who are those?"
His eyes clicked and he said, "You can understand him as a high-level saint from other worlds."
The god who was watching the excitement interrupted: "Without us here, this world is far away from us. The key is, with your appearance, they will run away when they see you."
Xihe: "If you have a sword, you have to run and add one."
Zimo: "Oh."
Da Dao looked at them chatting and expressed his speechlessness, but it really couldn't care less!They were talking about true harmony, but the only one who felt very disharmonious was Hongjun on the other side. His cultivation level had dropped too much, and now he could barely maintain his holy status.
Still looking at her eagerly, Zimo spread his hands and said, "I'm fine." Daodao clicked his eyes and disappeared.
Hongjun gritted his teeth and asked, "How did you do it?"
Zimo replied calmly: "It firmly believes that I can chop it! What's more, it's okay for me to complain, so it can retreat after cleaning it up. Anyway, it knows it, and it gets anxious after talking to me. Either it will chop me, or I will chop it." , so we can solve it if we can.”
Hongjun was so angry that he asked again: "What's going on with Saint Huabei?"
Zimo said calmly: "What I want to do here is to destroy the world. Bah, it's to cut my body to mend the sky. Now they don't let me destroy the world for fun. So, I know who is the Huabei Saint. I just accept it or not." Still, Heaven can endure it, but the Great Way cannot! Yes, yes, I guarantee that those two bald heads, I will try my best not to call them saints. They are just two cheating things, bad smoking guys, and they will become saints. Holy, he is simply a representative of man-made disasters. As a stone, I will never allow Mother Earth to trick you into making this a reality. Humph, I will chop down anyone who dares to break the rules. At worst, I will ask the big guy to come back and fight again."
A group of people are quite sweaty, and this empress seems to have a problem with her outlook on life.With such an unlucky understanding, everyone said that we are still quite good, really quite good.
Hongjun was also speechless, so this sister is either on the way to repair the sky or on the way to destroy the world. The question is, what the hell is it that she still has merit in her body?
Zimo said: "Oh, because the merits of my transfer are higher than those of stupid people. I am the devil in the heart of the demons. All my merits were obtained by killing the demons. Hehehe, hehehe, even if it is not high, , find some demons to clean it up, then there will be no problem."
A group of people nodded, and Zimo continued: "Three ways to become a saint: [-]. Although the Tao is different, but the path leads to the same goal, the ultimate Tao can lead to sainthood; [-]. Merit and merit can lead to sainthood; [-]. The legendary wish to become a saint, but I won’t let it go now. Hehehe. Although Hedao can enhance the power of a saint, the way of heaven, earth, and humanity all require ruthlessness. By the way, wasn’t I similar to them before?”
The god added IQ to the child: "Ahem, the three ways are ruthless, but you are not reasonable, you are just a Trojan horse, okay, you can play whatever you want, being ruthless does not mean that you have no IQ. Tip: You and that one The Dao Dao is on the same level, so don’t swear randomly, be careful, the kids won’t be able to handle it.”
Zimo: "So, you tricked me into talking nonsense and tricked these kids to death."
Nanling: "No, how do you understand it like this?"
Zimo and Shenzun, and even Dongyao and Xihe, all said in unison: "Tacit understanding." Nanling nodded.This time, Zimo's system is still the sign-in system. Nanling is too lazy to change it. Zimo happily looks at the sign-in small vault. Not to mention, there are still quite a lot of things.
Zimo thought about the six-eared macaque, eh, eh, the things here are used to feed the monkeys, they can make trouble, they can make trouble, it's none of her business.She said lightly: "When you are dividing the treasures at the treasure cliff, remember to ask me to rob you, otherwise I will go from house to house to rob you, huh."
After saying that, she swayed and no one was there anymore. In front of her was an eavesdropping monkey. Looking at the monkey's head, there was a sap. She happily hung the monkey on a tree and kidnapped it.
When Liu Er woke up, he saw a certain one eager to bully a water monkey. What could it think?He slipped away quickly, but he didn't even take two steps when he felt his feet tighten. He was happily hung on a tree branch, growing out of a branch, and it hit Liu'er's ass, bang, bang, bang.
A certain water monkey shivered, and Zimo, who was also a tree branch, hung the water monkey on the tree branch, and then used the tree branch to shine on the buttocks of the two hanging monkeys, and they had a slap.
The two monkeys are very depressed. Can they have fun without bullying them?Zimo followed the principle that she was idle when she was idle, so she threw the two guys aside. When she signed in, she also had a golden wheel of heaven. She poked it on the ground and asked the two monkeys to figure it out on their own.She sensed the other two four monkeys of chaos, not to mention that they were indeed different from the four monkeys of chaos in her perception. One wave after another, she teleported twice, kidnapped the two monkeys again, and also threw them to the wheel.
Zimo said: "You four monkeys are one, and you are the giant ape, god and demon. The monkey with a very strong forehead said, you study it for a while, don't bother me to play by myself, I will give you points for these, water monkey, you are the one who cultivates here." For the sake of being the tallest, take care of your little brother. Okay, okay, let’s go play.”
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