Chapter 834 Dad’s Hair Growth Agent
Chapter 834 Dad’s Hair Growth Agent
Inside the Nohara family, looking at the hair growth agent in his hand, Hiroshi read the instructions carefully: "After applying it all over your scalp, massage it carefully and tap it gently with a comb to stimulate the scalp to increase the effect. Oh, that's how it is."
"Great! Ah! It stinks!" Guangzhi looked at the bottle in his hand and almost vomited.
Thinking about the advertisement on TV, the host just tapped his head and new hair grew soon. He was really envious of this effect. Touching his increasingly thinning hair, Guangzhi shook his head, poured the hair growth agent on his head, applied it evenly, and then took a comb and tapped his head like on TV.
“Wake up, wake up…” Before I had done it for long, Shin-chan’s voice came from behind me.
Guangzhi was stunned, and when he turned around, he saw Xiaoxin also hitting his head with a toy hammer, imitating Guangzhi's shouting: "Wake up, wake up."
"Uh, haha, that advertisement is really easy to remember. I couldn't help but memorize it." Seeing Shin-chan, Guangzhi smiled awkwardly.
"Oh, so you are using hair growth product." Xiaoxin looked at him for a while and said with a pout.
"Please, this is called hair conditioner!" Guangzhi hurriedly explained.
"...Dad, we know how to read." Mingxu leaned his head out, took a look, and immediately shook his head when he heard this.
"..." Guangzhi subconsciously hid the bottle behind him.
"Mom is very worried. She said Dad doesn't know if it's serious. What if I end up like you? My future will be ruined. Hmm~" When he said this, Shin-chan raised his eyebrows.
"Humph, what do you mean by your future is ruined!" Guangzhi rolled his eyes at Xiaoxin, then turned around and continued to knock his head: "Wake up, wake up, wake up~"
"Wake up, wake up~"
"Come here~" Shin-chan and Misae, who appeared out of nowhere, shouted together, imitating Hiroshi's behavior.
When Guangzhi heard this, his body suddenly stiffened. He turned around and saw Mei Ya hitting her head with a rice spoon.
Mei Ya shook her head and said, "As expected, you still care a lot~"
"I'm just trying it, I'm just trying it!" Guangzhi said embarrassedly.
Looking at the bottle of hair growth agent, Meiya raised her eyebrows: "I remember that kind of hair growth agent seemed to cost around 8000~"
"What does it matter? It's much cheaper than your cosmetics anyway!" Guang Zhiqiang pretended to be calm.
"It's okay, since you're using your own pocket money, of course it doesn't matter." Mei Ya spread her hands, as if she really didn't care: "But if you don't use this kind of thing continuously, it seems to have no effect."
Xiaoxin complained on the side: "But that's better than someone who keeps putting on makeup and it doesn't work."
Mingxu silently took a step back after hearing this, and a new person was online to seek his own death.
Meisai slowly turned around and looked at Xiaoxin, then lifted Xiaoxin up: "...Bang!"
"You little bastard, wake up, wake up! Wake up right there!" Meiya was so angry that she hit Shin-chan on the head with a spoon.
"Mom, please stop knocking. She's already stupid, and if you knock again she'll become even more stupid." Mingxu hurriedly stopped Meiya and said.
"Ah~" Meiya sighed and let go of Xiaoxin. As for Guangzhi, he was still hitting his head with a comb, hoping that new hair would grow out quickly~
After a while, Guangzhi went out to work, Meiya went into the house to do housework, and Xiaokui was still sleeping.
Mingxu was drawing the next draft in the living room. He was relatively fast and had already drawn the scene where Naruto and Jiraiya had been away for three years and entered Shippuden.
Seeing that there was no one around, Shin-chan quietly went to the bathroom and picked up Guangzhi's bottle of hair growth agent: "Let me try it, give it a try." Shin-chan said as he sniffed the bottle and almost vomited.
Shaking his head, he picked up the bottle and poured it directly over his head.
"Wake up, wake up." As he said this, he imitated Guangzhi and tapped his head with a comb. After tapping for a while, he picked it up and continued to pour some more on his head. Then he continued to tap for a while, looked at himself in the mirror, and nodded with satisfaction.
"Yeah, the effect is good." After looking at it for a while, Xiao Xin looked down at himself: "Okay! Then I want to grow a mammoth too!" Then he picked up the hair growth agent and poured some on his little elephant.
"...What are you doing..." Mingxu's voice came from behind him. Xiaoxin's body suddenly stiffened, and then he felt a pain in his buttocks, and then a burning sensation. The hair growth agent in his hand fell down and was caught by Mingxu.
"Sure enough, when children are quiet, they are either making trouble or sleeping. This makes sense." Mingxu weighed the remaining amount and looked at Xiaoxin speechlessly: "Do you still want to use this to grow hair for elephants?"
"This is just a try." Xiao Xin said a little guiltily.
"If I remember correctly, mom said this bottle is 8000." Mingxu reminded while tossing the hair growth agent in his hand.
“…!” Xiao Xin suddenly remembered and felt sweat coming down.
"Xiao Xu! Save me!" Xiao Xin looked at Ming Xu and begged.
"It's too late." Mingxu put the hair growth agent back and waved his hand, saying, "You're on your own. I hope this hair growth agent won't really turn you into a hairy monster." After that, Mingxu walked into the house.
"..a hairy weirdo!" Xiao Xin was shocked when he heard Mingxu's words. He didn't want to be a hairy weirdo!
However, looking at the hair growth agent that he had used up almost half of, Xiaoxin thought about it, poured water into it, shook it, put it back carefully, pretended nothing had happened, and went back to the living room to read a book.
"..." Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin helplessly, "Can't you just go wash your hair? The smell is so strong, it makes other people's noses blocked."
"Hmm? What's that smell?" Meiya walked over from the kitchen, smelled a scent, was stunned for a moment, walked over following the smell, then sniffed on Shinnosuke's head, and the corner of her mouth twitched: Shinnosuke is playing with his father's hair growth product again, and this smell is the evidence, good!
"Xiao Xin, um, have you had snacks?" Meiya nodded and asked Xiao Xin deliberately.
Mingxu was stunned for a moment when he heard Meiya's words, then he saw Meiya winking at him. He immediately understood, nodded, and watched quietly.
"No, where is it, where is it?" As soon as Xiaoxin heard about snacks, he ignored everything and shouted excitedly.
"Oh my God! Shin-chan, it's strange, your hair looks so weird! It seems like it's moving around by itself." Miya suddenly shouted as if she had discovered a new world.
Mingxu's mouth twitched. This was too exaggerated.
"Ah!" Xiao Xinyan was also startled and put his hands on his hair.
"How did this happen...Ah! I ask you, are you secretly using your father's hair growth product?"
"No!" Xiao Xinwen denied subconsciously.
"Really?" Misae asked again, giving Shin-chan a chance.
"Yeah." Xiao Xin nodded affirmatively.
"Oh, that's good. If a child uses it, it will be very effective. His hair will keep growing, and eventually his whole body will be covered with hair, like a gorilla. But since you didn't use the hair growth agent, I feel relieved." Meiya said, turned and walked away, nodding slightly to Mingxu before leaving.
"Xiaoxu, is what mom said true?" Xiaoxin turned to look at Mingxu and asked.
"Yeah." Mingxu said casually.
"Ah!" Xiao Xin hurriedly ran to the bathroom. He wanted to look at himself in the mirror!
"Hey, he went to look in the mirror." Seeing that Xiaoxin had left, Meiya poked her head out of the kitchen.
"Mom, this is not a good idea. Will it scare him?" Mingxu said worriedly.
"It's okay. Humph, now he won't dare to play with things randomly in the future. You can't just scold a child to educate him." Meiya liked her own idea.
"Ah!" Xiao Xin hurriedly washed his hair and took a bath, trying to wash off the medicine on his body.
Then after blowing himself dry, he felt a little tired and fell asleep on the kotatsu.
After Shin-chan fell asleep, Mingxu and Meiya took the wig and fake beard and put them on Shin-chan's face and body.
In the dream, Shin-chan also felt that his body was covered with beard and hair, and then he turned into a gorilla and was taken away by the zoo. However, he kept calling for his family to save him, but it was no use, and he was taken away just like that.
After waking up from crying, Xiao Xin looked around and breathed a sigh of relief. But then he felt something was wrong. He walked to the glass door and took a look. His eyes suddenly widened. Who was the guy with long hair and beard in the mirror?
No! It's me!
"Ah! My hair!" Shin-chan screamed, "I'm going to turn into a gorilla!"
"What's wrong with Shin-chan?" Miya came out after hearing the noise, and Shin-chan rushed over: "Mom! Will I turn into a gorilla, a gorilla? No, don't sell me to the zoo! Mom, wuwuwu~" Shin-chan was so scared that he started crying.
As he was shouting, the wig fell off. Shin-chan turned around and was stunned. He pulled his beard, but it was also pulled off.
"what?"
"Hahahaha~" Mingxu and Meiya laughed non-stop, holding their stomachs. Xiaoxin's appearance just now was also recorded by Mingxu with the video camera.
"Hahaha, I was fooled so easily. I actually thought I would really turn into a gorilla. Children are so gullible. Mom, I'm almost turning into a gorilla. Hahaha~ Oh, who told you to be so gullible!" Meiya said while holding her belly and laughing.
"Ah! You bully a child! You don't act like an adult!" Shin-chan suddenly puffed up his face and ran after Meisai like a pufferfish.
"Don't run!"
"I don't care about you. If you want to tease me, it's too early."
"I am angry!"
"Come and chase me!"
Mingxu clapped his hands while holding his stomach and laughing. Xiaokui was stunned. Guangzhi had returned a long time ago and continued to tap his scalp in the bathroom, hoping that his hair would grow out.
"Wake up, wake up. Hey, what are you guys making noise about?" Hearing the noise outside, he shouted in confusion.
"Don't run!"
"Don't~"
"I feel like my hair seems to be growing longer recently. Well, that's good." Guangzhi comforted himself by looking at his hair.
Mingxu spread his hands, what a lively Nohara family!
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