In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Chapter 702 I’m About to Fart

In the kindergarten, today everyone worked in groups using cardboard boxes to make small houses.

When everyone was done, Mr. Yoshinaga looked at everyone with a smile, asked everyone to take out their paintbrushes, and said to everyone with a smile: "Come and try to draw the pictures you like. You can use many colors."

"Okay~" The children agreed one after another, and then used their artistic talents to draw what they were most satisfied with.

Mingxu was called by them to draw the area behind the house. As expected, a Q-version character appeared on the paper. After a few strokes, very simple character lines appeared.

The children around looked at the characters created by Mingxu and showed envious expressions.

Xiao Xin looked for a while, couldn't learn it, shook his head, and ran to watch others.

"Zhengnan, what are you drawing?"

“Drawing fish.”

"Where's Ah Dai?"

"Stone wall."

"Where's Kazama?"

“The sea turtles I saw when I went to Saipan.”

"Huh~" Xiaoxin shook his head.

"Really? What are you drawing, Shin-chan?" Kazama asked, rolling his eyes at Shin-chan.

Xiao Xin spread his hands and said, "Oh, there are so many things I want to draw, I don't even know what to draw."

Hearing this, Feng Jian rolled his eyes and looked at Xiao Xin speechlessly: "So you haven't drawn anything yet?"

Shin-chan tilted his head and said, "I'm currently deciding whether to draw an octopus or a squid."

"Ah~" Having said that, Xiaoxin shook his head, looking a little helpless.

Mingxu poked his head out from behind: "Stop talking nonsense and go back to your drawing."

"That's right, is this kind of thing so difficult to decide?"

"Poof~" Xiao Xin suddenly stuck out his butt. Seeing this, Mingxu covered his nose and hid aside. Before the other little ones could react, they heard a fart sound, and then a foul smell came out.

Xiao Xin tilted his head and said shyly, "It's the roasted sweet potato we ate yesterday."

"Don't fart in front of others!" Nini complained.

"That's right, Xiaoxin, this is very rude." Mingxu waved his hand and gave Xiaoxin a blank look.

"That's right!" Fengjian said, pinching his nose.

Xiaoxin looked at Fengjian: "Oh. You can do it yourself and you still want to criticize others."

Kazama yelled at that. "It's not like I can fart like you!"

Xiao Xinwenyan raised his eyebrows: "Oh, you didn't let him go even once?"

Fengjian nodded without hesitation: "Yes, not once!"

Nini stuck her head out of the window and said, "Okay, okay, stop talking about farting and come help me decorate the house."

"Come with me." Xiao Xin shouted immediately when he saw this.

Nini said without hesitation: "Xiao Xin can fart, so you can't, you'd better draw your own quickly."

"Really?" Xiaoxin shook his head.

"Xiaoxu, are you okay over there?" Nini looked at Mingxu.

"Almost." Mingxu poked his head out from behind.

"Is that so? Then come and help me, Kazama."

"...Um. Sorry to bother you." Fengjian's mouth twitched, he nodded and walked in, still muttering in his heart, I'm still the backup choice.

Nini nodded and pointed to the side and said, "Please come in, let's draw a wardrobe over there."

"Wardrobe? Why do we need to change the wardrobe? It would be better to draw something more interesting?" Feng Jian was stunned for a moment, squatted down and muttered, but then suddenly widened his eyes: "Uh, I suddenly feel like farting... Deterrence... By the way, I ate sweet potatoes last night..."

At this time, Nini suddenly clapped her hands and said, "Oh, I almost forgot, I'll go find Teacher Yoshinaga." Then she walked out.

"Great, hurry up and do it now." Just when Fengjian was about to relax and let out the fart, A-Dai suddenly walked in from outside.

"I'm here to help."

Feng Jian was stunned: "Huh?"

"What should I draw?" Looking at Ah Dai beside him, Feng Jian's mouth twitched and he asked anxiously, "Is everything outside finished?"

"Okay, Dai~ Since there's a chimney, we should draw a red brick stove here." Dai poked his head out of the window and said.

"It's time to fart. Oh, by the way, Ah Dai's nose is always blocked, so as long as he doesn't fart loudly, he won't be discovered. Okay, gently, gently, gently..." Fengjian said in a low voice, then slightly stuck out his butt.

"Sorry for the long wait." Xiaoxin walked in from outside and Kazama's movements stopped abruptly.

Looking at Shin-chan, Kazama asked hastily, "Is everything outside finished?"

Shin-chan shook his head: "Oh, I haven't decided yet, so I haven't drawn anything yet."

Seeing this, Kazama pushed Shin-chan and was about to go out: "You are not needed here, get out quickly!"

But then a rumbling sound from his stomach stopped him: "Ah! I'm about to let go..."

"What are you going to play?" Mingxu walked in from outside, was stunned when he heard this, looked at Fengjian's actions, and twitched his mouth. Oh my god, this is impossible...

"Xiao Xu, have you finished painting over there? Oh." Feng Jian saw another person coming in and asked speechlessly with a twitch of his mouth.

"The painting is done, so I came in to help." Mingxu spread his hands.

"It's Kazama, don't be so mean to him." Shin-chan also came closer and said.

Zhengnan also walked in: "Excuse me, is anyone home?"

Xiao Xin warmly welcomed him: "Please come in, please come in. It's a small place, please don't mind."

"I'm back. Excuse me." Nini also came back, carrying a small table in her hands.

"Uh, why are you moving this?" Mingxu asked with a twitching mouth.

"What? What?" Xiaoxin repeated.

"It's the table at home." Nini said casually.

“I know it’s the table…”

"what?"

"Zhengnan..." Fengjian called weakly.

"Ah?" Zhengnan was stunned and asked.

"It's so heavy..." Fengjian said to Zhengnan who was leaning on him. He felt like he was about to fart.

"Sorry, sorry." Zhengnan hurried away.

Nini looked at everyone inside and immediately said with a smile: "Let's take a break first. Now that we have a house, a table, and everyone is here, let's complete the real version of Jiajia Bar."

"Ah!" Everyone shouted at once, no one wanted to play anymore.

"I can't play with Nini now...why don't we play word chain, okay?" Fengjian muttered softly and shouted hurriedly.

Hearing this, Zhengnan nodded immediately: "Don't play house, anything is fine."

"Ah?!" Nini looked at Zhengnan coldly.

Zhengnan hurriedly explained: "Ah! No, that's not what I meant!"

Nini looked at everyone and shook her head. "Okay, let's play word chain. Nouns ending in "um" are not allowed."

Kazama thought to himself, "Say a noun ending in "um", and end the game quickly."

"Let's start then, starting with the wine I want to play house with."

"Wine, wine, wine money." Mingxu.

"Money, money, the world." Zhengnan.

"Kun, kun, kun. Konbu~" Shin-chan.

After saying that, he farted "Puff~"

"Ah!!" Several people ran out hurriedly, waving their hands and looking at Xiaoxin speechlessly.

"Cough cough cough~"

Xiao Xin walked out slowly and said deliberately: "Hmm, the smell of jasmine~"

"No way!" everyone objected loudly.

Xiao Xin spread his hands and said, "Dad told me that it's better not to hold it in when you want to fart. Xiao Xu, you should know that."

"You know it, but you can't put it in front of everyone. You can go outside." Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin helplessly.

"How many times do we have to release it?" The little ones rolled their eyes at Xiaoxin.

Feng Jian found that he didn't seem to have the feeling just now. Seeing everyone chatting, he quietly went to the bathroom: "Huh? The feeling of farting seems to have disappeared. Okay, let's go to the bathroom now."

"No, I just let it out without asking first."

"What nonsense."

After arriving at the toilet, Feng Jian looked around and saw that there was no one around. He nodded, "Hey, hurry up and let it out now! Humph! Weird? Humph! I can't let it out..."

Just as he was trying hard, he heard Xiaoxin's voice coming from outside.

"Aha~"

"What is that sound!" Fengjian was stunned and hurriedly pretended to be washing his hands after going to the toilet.

Shin-chan walked in and saw Kazama: "Pee~ Hey, I was wondering why you weren't here? Turns out you were going to the bathroom."

"Yeah." Fengjian said pretentiously.

"Hey, why don't you ask me to come with you?"

"Why should I look for you?" Fengjian washed his hands, picked up his shoes and was about to go out.

"Ah! Why do you bring indoor shoes to the toilet?" Shin-chan asked immediately upon seeing this.

"It's none of your business. Oh! That's bad." Fengjian felt his stomach churning again.

"what?"

"Okay, keep painting, keep painting..."

"I need to pee!"

"The painting is done."

“This side is almost done.”

"Would you like to visit someone else's house?"

"it is good!"

Mingxu looked around and felt the urge to pee, so he went to the toilet.

When Feng Jian saw that no one was there, he quickly found a place to hide in and said, "Okay, let's hide in that house before Xiao Xin comes out."

"Gululu~"

"Just fart here... This won't do. How can I fart secretly in someone else's house? I have to hold it in... Ah~ yes, that's right, if you think about happy things you will forget about farting. One cute P, two cute P, three cute P, four cute P, five cute P..." Kazama muttered to himself.

Xiaoxin puffed a few times outside, then poked his head in: "Hey, you keep saying PPP, making me want to fart, what are you doing here?"

"What do you care what I want to do?" Fengjian saw Xiaoxin again and suddenly felt helpless.

Teacher Yoshinaga came over, looked at the small houses of different colors, and asked with a smile: "Okay, children, have you painted your favorite patterns inside and outside the houses?"

"It's done~"

"Okay, then everyone, take a break first. It's time for the long-awaited snack." Teacher Yoshinaga said as he came to the door.

"Yeah~"

"Have some snacks, have some snacks."

Looking at everyone waiting, she opened the door and said, "Okay, what is it? What is it?"

"Sorry to have kept you waiting." The headmaster walked in, holding a pot of sweet potatoes in his hand.

"Wow~"

"These are freshly picked sweet potatoes sent by farmers nearby." The head farmer smiled at the big family.

"Yesterday we had baked sweet potatoes, today we have steamed sweet potatoes."

"Really? Stop farting." Mingxu felt helpless as he looked at Xiaoxin standing beside him.

Feng Jian looked at the sweet potato in his hand with embarrassment: "If I eat sweet potatoes now, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it in."

"I'm going to start."

"Oh! I can't bear it anymore."

"Hmm, I think I'm about to fart." Shin-chan said as he stuck his butt out.

"Hey! Please don't do this, Fengjian, what are you doing, run away!" Several little ones ran out, but found that Fengjian was still inside. Mingxu shook his head. Fengjian was really suffering for his face.

"Ah."

"If I move now, I will definitely fart. Oh, and when Shin-chan farts, I will fart too, so I won't be discovered."

"It's about to be released. The countdown begins!"

"5, 4, 3."

"2, 1!"

"Strange, the fart I wanted to fart disappeared." Xiao Xin suddenly stopped.

"Ah?" Fengjian was stunned, then subconsciously relaxed and farted.

"Pfft~"

"Ah?" Xiao Xin was stunned and looked at Fengjian in confusion.

"Xiao Xin, this is so annoying. Don't do this when eating." Nini complained.

The teacher saw the commotion and ran over to ask, "What happened?"

"What are you arguing about?"

"Xiao Xin has been farting non-stop since just now."

"Did you just fart?"

"Oh, even though I farted a lot today, the one just now was the loudest one today." Shin-chan glanced at Kazama and smiled.

Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin and shook his head, you and Fengjian are really in love.

"What's the loudest?"

"Even though I want to fart, it's better not to hold it in."

"But be careful not to cause trouble to others."

Shin-chan tilted his head and said, "Oh, sorry, sorry."

"Xiao Xin, you are really~" Feng Jian looked at Xiao Xin with a touched expression.

"Okay, okay, that's it, let's drop this topic." Mingxu stepped forward to smooth things over.

"Okay, for Xiaoxu's sake, let's forgive Xiaoxin." Everyone said when they saw this.

"Hehe~" Xiao Xin leaned next to Ming Xu: "Xiao Xu is the best~"

"You, you." Mingxu patted Xiaoxin, feeling helpless.

"Hehe~" Xiaoxin still smiled heartlessly.

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