activa-t Chapter 835 Brother Hug 1
Chapter 835 Brother Hug 1
Chapter 835
Zhao Ke took out a big bag from the locker room, and walked to the magic bench. It's Chinese New Year, Qinlei and Little Lolita must have gifts!
As a result, he was stopped by a monster on the way.
"Boss, where's mine?"
Howard snatched the bag exaggeratedly and carried it on his shoulder.
Zhao Ke said angrily:
"Let's go, how old are you, and you are still grabbing gifts from your little friends!"
Howard put his arms around Zhao Ke's neck, lowered his voice, and said furtively:
"Is there any lucky money?"
Zhao Ke said helplessly:
"This can be."
Howard smacked his lips in satisfaction, and said with a smile:
"It's almost..."
Zhao Ke rolled his eyes.
This is funny than!
The development path of Warcraft has completely deviated from the trajectory of another timeline.
Zhao Ke and Olajuwon's precepts and deeds were not in vain.
As the most successful online game in the world, Yamaguchi has contributed a lot.
Since being brought into Stormwind City by Zhao Ke, a door to a new world has been opened——
From The Burning Crusade, to Wrath of the Lich King, from Cataclysm, to Mists of Pandaren, from Lords of Draenor, to Legion, to last year's Battle for Azeroth, Dwight Howard has been in front of the computer for 14 years, brushing dungeons, equipment, mounts, team fights, and girls...
More punctual than playing a game, more persistent than training, more distracted than winning a championship!
In Naranga and Winterspring Valley Dwight Howard has also seduced hundreds of girls, but in the real world he is still alone——
World of Warcraft ruins a life!
The erosion of online culture is irreversible, in Howard's words:
Women in the real world have no souls!
It makes sense:
Good looking skins are the same.
Funny souls are like no other.
Of course, unable to withstand the test of hormones, this huge flamboyant man also faced some "interesting souls" that he considered, but without exception, he returned disappointed.
Warcraft is too famous!
The first words of the female players who met him were without exception:
"Wow, Dwight, you also play Yamaguchi?"
What is "also"!
From the beginning of the closed beta, Lao Tzu is:
Senior, senior, senior!
Say the important thing three times!
With just this sentence, Warcraft's enthusiasm dropped by 99% in an instant.
Finally, he came to a conclusion:
These sluts are all here for my money!
Well, it's not for your money, is it for your face and biceps, do you think it's Hanlu or Schwarzenegger?
So, in another timeline, his ten inexplicable children were all accompanied by hundreds of millions of brothers and sisters, and were glued to the paper ball by monsters...
After his 12rd birthday in December, Dwight Howard has become the hottest "diamond fifth" in the NBA.
But he still looks like a senior otaku, he is not in a hurry at all, and he doesn't even bother to take care of his hair.
If he was in Huaxia, he would have become a face bully long ago, and he would have to engrave words on his head:
Wish to win the heart of one person, so as not to always have a blind date!
However, this kind of regular life is good for Warcraft's career——
In the 14 years of his career, he has never suffered any serious injury, and has never played less than 75 games in a single season!
Still maintained 13+ rebounds, 18+ points, and more than two blocks.
After joining the Magic, his scoring has even soared, and he has exceeded 20 points for three consecutive seasons!
If it weren't for Greg Oden of the Memphis Grizzlies being too aggressive, the reputation of the league's No. [-] center would have been firmly held by Dwight Howard!
Even so, he and Oden ruled the inside line of the NBA. The two have shared all the rebounding and blocking champions in the past ten years, and they are called "East Warcraft, West Oden"...
Zhao Ke looked at the monster with its white teeth bared, smiling heartlessly.
In this way, isn't it also very good?
Such an important matter of human reproduction should not be undertaken by this guy who will never grow up.
He can live well and be a happy beast, that's great!
He patted Howard on the shoulder, took the gift bag and said:
"Hurry up and warm up, be careful to be abused by Oden later!"
Howard's nostrils turned to the sky, full of arrogance:
"Abusing me?"
"Just by him?"
"huh huh huh huh……"
But he still obediently ran to warm up, Oden's style was a bit overpowering him, to be honest, Warcraft has a weak heart.
Zhao Ke came to the bench, distributed gifts to a group of cute babies, and received a lot of cute New Year wishes in various languages.
Yao Bi stood up and gave Zhao Ke a big hug.
Zhao Ke had a thousand words to say for a while, but held back.
He had a strong, realistic feeling of falling into the arms of that guy Dabai!
"Dayao, why are you so fat?"
Yao Bi frowned.
But the representative work did not appear, which is not embarrassing at all.
"For Chinese New Year, can you say something happy?"
Zhao Ke thought for a while and said seriously:
"This is the happiest topic, isn't it?"
Yao Bi narrowed his eyes, and changed the subject angrily:
"Old Zhao, do you really not want to play in the World Cup?"
Zhao Ke shook his head and said firmly:
"Do not hit!"
Yao Bi persuaded again, he is in a different position now.
Ass decides thinking:
"Do you want to think about it again, even if it is your curtain call performance in the national team?"
Zhao Ke still refused:
"Don't think about it. It's not like you don't know the attributes of my useless teammate. The Huaxia men's basketball team does not lack a second gold medal. Do you know what is missing?"
Yao Bi nodded. Speaking of this, he can be regarded as having an explanation with his superiors.
Zhao Ke suddenly thought of something, and added:
"Dayao, don't let a certain Qi play the starting center for the World Cup, remember!"
Yao Bi raised his eyebrows:
"What's wrong, you don't like him?"
Zhao Ke snorted:
"An insider, no strength, no confrontation, no ambition, and what the hell!"
Yao Bi nodded. With the existence of the Memphis Huaxia Basketball Training Camp, the Huaxia men's basketball team has many choices, so there is no need to hang on a tree.
Although Zhao Ke has never played any game for the national team since the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, the national team's performance is not bad.
In the past ten years, although he has never won a gold medal, he has always won a medal, and the worst is No.4.
However, this time the Men's Basketball World Cup is held in front of our house. It is said that Yao Bi's task is to "compete for gold and silver", which is quite stressful!
Zhao Ke actually wanted to give a spoiler. The superstars of the American team all showed up. In the end, Popovich’s smart wife could not cook without rice. This is the best time for China to win the championship!
After thinking about it, give up.
It takes hard work to strike the iron. If you really want to take advantage of the weakness of the US team to win the gold medal, it is not good.
Winners and losers, under the glory of victory, the good is good, and the bad is also good.
The Huaxia men's basketball team still has a long way to go. It has developed very well in the past ten years, so let's just develop insignificantly.
There will always be a day when:
The rooster sings all over the world!
Come on in Wuhan! Go China!
(End of this chapter)