activa-t Chapter 591 Crazy Special Training
Chapter 591 Crazy Special Training
Chapter 591 Crazy Special Training
Recruit troops and pay homage to generals on stage.
The Memphis Grizzlies' 2007 offseason signings are officially complete.
Alan Houston, who had lost a lot of weight, was finally free. He felt that with his current body fat percentage, he would definitely blow up those old men on the team...
In other words, this year's Memphis Grizzlies didn't even participate in the summer league!
because:
I can't get enough people...
Excluding the seven old men and one Zhao Ke who would not go to the summer league if he was beaten to death, there were only Battier and three rookies left in the team.
They can't even get a set of starters, how can they play?
Therefore, the three rookies are all in the Memphis Grizzly Dynasty Temple, receiving inhumane training from seven old men...
Mike Conley and Patrick Beverley are a little better.
They are two against three:
John Stockton presents, Grant Hill assists, and Reggie Miller taunts!
Conley and Beverly are both boring gourds. No matter what Reggie Miller says, they just have a dark face. They practice how they want, and they don't fart...
Stockton and Hill also cultivated closed-mouthed meditation, unable to utter a word of redundant words.
So, on their side, Reggie Miller practiced his mouth, and the others practiced their hands.
On the other side of the arena, Greg Oden was miserable.
He was physically and mentally exhausted by the four old men, and he was dying...
Charles Barkley was in charge of the lecture, and Alonzo Mourning, PJ Brown, and Clifford Robinson were in charge of double-teaming him!
As soon as it comes up, it is the treatment of the peak O'Neill!
In the first training session, Charles Barkley gave Oden a blow.
He taped Oden's side stats to the square of the backboard, then pointed to the paper and said:
"Greg, what do you think that is?"
Auden showed a 40-year-old smile naively:
"Hey, that's my side data!"
Barkley winked, 40-year-old kid-like smile?
What a hot eye!
"Fart, shame on you, Greg!"
Oden was stunned, why would he be ashamed?
The team doctor clearly said that it was a once-in-50-year data in the NBA!
That's bad, it must have registered my virginity certificate...
not at all!
This is serious side data!
Name: Greg Oden
Age: 19
Barefoot height: 218CM
Weight: 119KG
Armspan: 236CM
Standing height: 296CM
Bottom line switchback run: 11.67 seconds
3/4 field sprint: 3.27 seconds
Jumping in place: 81.4CM
Maximum (approach) take-off: 89.2CM
Body fat rate: 7%
Compared with the other timeline, thanks to Zhao Ke's intervention, Greg Oden, who was well-nourished during adolescence, has grown a full 8 cm taller, his shoulder width and arm span have increased, and his jumping has improved a lot!
Compared with Dwight Howard in the draft, this set of data is only slightly inferior in running speed.
In other aspects, he was even better, especially his weight. With a lower body fat percentage, Oden weighed 22 pounds more than Howard at the time, which was all tendons!
Howard is a monster, so Oden is a prehistoric monster!
Barkley pointed to the side data on the backboard, and said to Oden in a froth:
"Boy, your skills put your talent to shame!"
"If I had your body, I would be like Zhao Ke, averaging [-] points per game!"
"What about you?"
"How many points did you score in the NCAA? How many rebounds did you grab? How many shots did you slap?"
"I'm so ashamed of you!"
In the NCAA finals, Al Horford and Joakim Noah were abused like children who graduated from kindergarten, and they also won a super triple-double!
Greg Oden was originally complacent, arrogant and ready to kill in the NBA.
As a result, Buckley scolded him with a gun and a stick, and now he wanted to stuff his head into his crotch.
From this day on, Greg Oden's devil training began.
The three old men who defended him were not gentle at all, they fought for every inch of land, and they were merciless——
A rookie who has just been promoted from the NCAA, just like this has a taste of the finals-level defense in advance!
Of course, as Barkley's signature.
The first thing Oden learned was post-up singles.
In Barkley's words, "Oden has such a plump butt, so he doesn't use it to beat and torture others' crotch. Could it be used to participate in the Miss Nice Butt competition?"
How connotative, how deep, how, um, ambiguous...
Last summer, Oden brutalized Marcin Gortat, Chris Anderson and Paul Millsap.
Feng Shui turns, this summer, he was turned into an Australian water boy by three old men...
In mid-October, the NBA preseason began.
Participation in the preseason is a schedule stipulated by the NBA. The team has no right to choose and can only lie down and sing conquest.
In order to continue to implement the NBA's overseas plan, Granik arranged a large number of overseas games in this year's preseason, such as:
Los Angeles Lakers Spanish game;
Utah Jazz in Russia;
Orlando Magic's Huaxia Game, etc...
The Memphis Grizzlies were not arranged to play exhibition games in other countries, probably because of the physical condition of the seven old men in their team.
After taking a transoceanic flight, these old men may have problems running, right?
Therefore, they happily stayed at Mi Li's house and played 8 games with NBA teams easily.
They are:
October 10, vs. Portland Trail Blazers at home
October 10, vs. Seattle SuperSonics
On October 10, away to the Minnesota Timberwolves
On October 10, away to the Indiana Pacers
On October 10, away to the Portland Trail Blazers
October 10, vs. Minnesota Timberwolves
October 10, vs. Indiana Pacers
October 10, vs. Houston Rockets
The league really takes care of the Memphis Grizzlies, three away games, five home games, it really respects the old and loves the young!
And the schedule fully reflects Granik's determination to pursue gimmicks!
Playing against the Portland Trail Blazers, Seattle SuperSonics, and Minnesota Timberwolves is a direct dialogue between the top four picks.
Fighting the Indiana Pacers was Rick Carlisle's revenge.
As for the last game, with the Houston Rockets?
It was all caused by Alan Houston, who made him shout:
Rockets and dogs are not allowed!
What about such a slogan?
Give someone a handle!
Granik just wanted to see how the Rockets wandered around the Dynasty Temple...
Zhao Ke did not participate in the preseason. Rick Carlisle, like Don Nelson, has true love for Zhao Ke!
In case, Zhao Ke had a bump in the preseason, how would Carlisle live!
Therefore, Zhao Ke still went back to Huaxia in a hurry, went to chat with Qiao Rannuo, and by the way, he was a spectator to watch the Huaxia competition.
This year's three Huaxia competitions are quite popular:
There are huge crowds of people, and the firecrackers are all going off!
The first game is on October 10th, Shanghai Station:
Orlando Magic vs. Cleveland Cavaliers
The second game is on October 10th, Xiamen station:
Cleveland Cavaliers VS Huaxia National Team (Yao Bi, Wang Zhizhi, Yi Jianlian absent)
The third game is on October 10th, still in Xiamen:
Cleveland Cavaliers vs Orlando Magic
PS: Ask for votes ^_^
(End of this chapter)