Chapter 508 3 Years Hexi
Chapter 508 3 Years Hexi
Chapter 508 30 Years Hexi
Don Nelson did not appear on the road as usual.
It is still "that old guy" Jeff Bzdelik who led the team to the away game.
However, there is Zhao Ke.
Everyone is still used to listening to him.
Zhao Ke did not go to steal Jeff Bzdelik's tactical board. The Lakers have weaknesses, so there is no need to be too nervous.
Zhao Ke smiled and said to "Birdman" Chris Anderson:
"Chris, I have a glorious and arduous task for you today, do you dare to accept it?"
Chris Anderson gave a military salute and said loudly:
"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"
"Very well, your mission is very simple. It's called, help Pau Gasol clarify his gender identity!"
Zhao Ke was still smiling, but his idea was too bad.
"Walter?"
Chris Anderson is at a loss as to gender positioning.
"Chris, you have to tell that Spaniard during the game how men play! At the same time, make him realize how sissy he is!"
Pau Gasol is a bit different from his one-sided brother. He is weak when he is strong, strong when he is weak, and mother when he is hard...
There is nothing better than letting a rough guy like Chris Anderson abuse him.
"Boss, you are too bad. The Spaniard will cry to find his boyfriend..."
Zhao Ke ignored him, turned his head and said to Shanpao: "CP3, I'm playing off the ball this time. The Lakers' point guard is a high school league level player. You can play alone, or you can use Gerald or Dwight. Their advantages are also obvious. Adapt to the situation!"
Shanpao nodded. For him, no tactics are the best tactics.
Game start.
Andrew Bynum, who had gained a lot of weight, even lost the qualification to jump the ball.
Pau Gasol walked in front of the monster and shook the big waves all over his head. Sure enough, he was peerless...
Kobe came to Zhao Ke with a solemn expression, and opened his mouth with a sentence in Chinese:
"Chunhuo, take Qixi Festival!"
Zhao Ke was stunned for a long time before he could react.
Fuck, how is this so fat?
Legend has it that Kobe has a quirk of collecting trash talk in different languages. The ancients do not deceive me!
This is ready to piss me off.
"Kobe, do you know what you're talking about?"
Seeing that Zhao Ke was not angry, Kobe was also a little surprised. Could it be that he was tricked by those translators?
Zhao Ke said with a smile:
"The Chinese sentence you said just now means, idol, I love you to death! Kobe, are you pretending to be a fan of me and begging for light abuse, knowing that you can't beat me?"
Kobe's face darkened.
Oh no, his face was already dark, and now it is even darker than Garnett.
"Boy, I'm going to blow you up this time!"
Kobe gritted his teeth and said that this time he used English.
"Oh, I hope. After all, you came here with Pau Gasol's thighs in your arms, but you'd better wait until you get [-] points before you say this to me, so as to appear sincere..."
Zhao Ke still said with a smile.
Quarrels are like this, when one party smiles, the other party will tremble with anger.
Kobe was no exception, he felt his temples jumping up, his blood pressure was high, and the veins on his neck burst.
Resisting the urge to continue humiliating himself, Kobe gritted his teeth and turned his head away.
Trash talk can't be sprayed, but it's true on the court!
Zhao Ke looked at Kobe.
Suddenly remembered that when he was playing in Philadelphia, Larry Brown made him stick to Kobe like "constipated dog shit".
If you can't prevent him, you can disgust him to death!
At that time, as a guard of the water dispenser beast, he was on the same level as Kobe, and he could only rack his brains to find trash talk in an attempt to influence Kobe's mood.
Six years passed in a flash.
30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi.
Now Zhao Ke is in full swing, he is a man who can't even be restrained by Box-and-One!
And Kobe was slapped off two championship rings by Zhao Ke's moth wings, slapped off the scoring champion, and slapped off the All-Star Game MVP. After O'Neal left, he was blocked from the playoffs for two consecutive years...
Before the game, I deliberately learned a sentence of Mandarin, trying to annoy Zhao Ke!
This is, are you afraid?
Zhao Ke had a smile on his face, feeling very happy in his heart.
I'm afraid it's the only one who feels good after being pointed at and scolded by someone!
As the king of the jump ball, Dwight Howard still played steadily, and the basketball was photographed in Chris Paul's arms.
When Zhao Ke saw this, he immediately went wild.
Kobe followed closely behind him.
Didn't Phil Jackson say that Zhao Ke was inflated?
Didn't it mean that Zhao Ke would single out?
Where is it singled out!
This guy runs faster than a rabbit!
Following the rhythm of Zhao Ke, the Charlotte Bobcats, like a group of frightened bulls, slammed straight into the Lakers basket...
Pau Gasol who jumped the ball, "Little Meat Mountain" Andrew Bynum, and Lamar Odom who broke down did not respond.
The Charlotte Bobcats went five-on-three in the frontcourt.
Chris Paul threw the basketball straight into the air.
Warcraft took off from the free throw line with one step, grabbed the basketball with both hands, put it behind his head, yelled, and smashed it into the basket!
Charlotte Bobcats head start!
Kobe's face was gloomy, his cold eyes swept across the faces of the three slow big men one by one.
Pau Gasol waved his hand apologetically.
Lamar Odom stuck out his tongue.
Andrew Bynum looked indifferent.
Suppressing the mania in his heart, Kobe took the pass from Smush Parker and dribbled forward himself.
Zhao Ke came up to welcome him.
He forced Kobe with great force, squeezing him slowly toward the sideline.
How is this possible?
Kobe got angry, threw his elbow, and knocked hard on Zhao Ke's collarbone.
Zhao Ke didn't expect it at all.
The game has only been played for a few seconds, is this an elbow?
Unprepared, with severe pain in his collarbone, Zhao Ke couldn't help but leaned back.
Kobe took the opportunity to get rid of Zhao Ke's strong pressure, turned around and rushed in another direction...
"Beep beep beep..."
Unexpectedly, the referee's whistle blew!
Is this still the Staples Center?
Is it still the home of the Lakers?
Where is the home whistle?
Where is the star whistle?
Kobe smashed the basketball to the ground, and was about to go to the referee to argue aggressively, but was stopped by Odom.
"Lama" secretly ate a rainbow candy just now, and his IQ is online again.
The game has just started, how about going to fight the referee?
Want to apply for a T?
Besides, even the old man at the door saw your bright elbow just now, let alone the sharp-eyed referee!
The referee stared and watched Kobe go away.
It's a bit of a pity that a capital letter wasn't thrown out!
Since the "Madison Square Garden brawl", the league's whistleblowing standards have become significantly stricter.
In particular, the game where Zhao Ke is playing has been listed as a "red alert" by the referee union. It must be strict, fair, and prevent the passing of time!
Zhao Ke went crazy, even the referee was afraid, he wanted the home whistle of the horse, and the star whistle of the horse, it was good to be able to survive!
PS: If the wall is cracked, ask for a wave of recommendation tickets, brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, please support me o(∩_∩)o~
(End of this chapter)
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