Chapter 359 Carnival, Charlotte!
Chapter 359 Carnival, Charlotte!
Chapter 359 Carnival, Charlotte!
Zhao Ke, who was sitting in the locker room watching live TV, was a little embarrassed.
The fiercest, hardest, and toughest San Antonio Spurs in my impression, are they just so dead?
Zhao Ke thought that because of himself, coupled with the poor condition of his teammates, today's game will be cold!
He is even ready to go to San Antonio to meet the boos. Will he win the sixth game or the seventh game?
Zhao Ke thinks too much...
A Zhao guest fell down, and the super god "horse political commissar" stood up!
I didn't expect, ah, I didn't expect that you are such a "horse political commissar" at the critical moment!
Is Ginobili too important to the Spurs, or Zhao Ke himself is too unimportant to the Bobcats?
this is a big problem.
However, now is not the time to pursue this issue.
What is in front of us is that after the previous farce, Zhao Ke and the San Antonio Spurs are completely feuded. Bruce Bowen's old grudge is not over, and Ginobili's new grudge is added, waiting for the San Antonio fans to send bullets!
Love it!
Zhao Kefan's spurs are just a little bit of feelings from the previous life, everything is in the past.
People are dead, how can there be such a big obsession?
When others can't treat you tenderly, you can only draw your sword against each other!
Zhao Ke stayed in the locker room and never came out.
At this time, hypocritically ran out to hug the Spurs general who won the championship?
Then tell them: the future belongs to you?
It's too hypocritical, Zhao Ke can't do it.
Shouldn't it be a time of celebration, should we do something different?
It is said that Zhao Ke is unlucky, even though he holds three championship rings, he has not celebrated once!
When he won the championship for the first time, Zhao Ke was injured and got stitches.
When he won the championship for the second time, Zhao Ke was suspended and watched TV alone.
When he won the championship for the third time, Zhao Ke was KO'd by the wine bottle...
This time, no matter what, let's celebrate with open (sang) open (xin) heart (bing) heart (kuang)!
He took a shower and changed clothes early, and then asked the busy staff for various equipment.
I prepared goggles for myself, and hoarded 10 bottles of champagne and two barrels of drinks in some hidden places, and the evil ambushed at the door.
In a game like Champagne Wars, there is naturally mental arithmetic and unintentional, and an exquisite ambush is the best choice.
At this time, the Time Warner Center Arena was out of control, and all the fans were cheering, throwing the black cat in their hands into the sky, hugging and high-fiving the people around them...
The soldiers of the Charlotte Bobcats howled, ran, and said incoherently some things they couldn't understand...
Don Nelson walked over and hugged his former teaching assistant.
Popovich squeezed out a polite yet awkward smile and said, "Neely, I still can't beat you!"
Don Nelson scolded unceremoniously: "Fart, since you got Tim Duncan, you have beaten me 99 times!"
Popovich froze for a moment, then said subconsciously: "But, you got Zhao Ke."
"So, I won't win once, but keep winning!"
Don Nelson shook his index finger, laughed loudly, and walked away...
I knew this old guy wasn't holding back his fart!
Popovich waved his hand angrily, and left the Time Warner Center arena in despair, leading the lost runner-up team.
Reporters from major media began to compete for interviewees.
Stephen Marbury, who was the most dazzling in the audience, was naturally the first choice, and seven or eight microphones were poked around his mouth at the same time.
The "Political Commissar of Horse" is full of talent. From the rookie season to today, he speaks eloquently, expressively, with witty words, every word...
In the past, there was no way to boast, and now there is no limit to thinking.
The spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease, seeing Chang'an flowers in one day.
Starting today, Stephen Tuoma Marbury fell into the pile of old papers and became geography.
Stephen Marbury, who is already a completely free agent, will become the most sought-after big fish in the player market during the offseason!
Other small media can't grab Marbury, so they go to grab other main players, substitutes, assistant coaches...
Almost every Bobcats player faced a camera gun and was asked to:
Tell your story!
Dealing with the media really felt like my body was being hollowed out.
At this time, the VIP members of the Charlotte Ironmen Union all remembered the boss who was left behind in the locker room...
So they surrounded Don Nelson and Tom Thibodeau, laughing and laughing all the way back to the locker room.
As soon as they entered the door, the unsuspecting champion team was sniped inhumanely by Ke Zhao!
Don Nelson was greeted with a vat of blood-red drink.
When everyone hurriedly dodged, wiped, and helped the old man, Stephen Marbury behind him did not escape, and what he got was a bucket of miserable green drinks.
The other melon-eaters who were onlookers on the cracked wall were not relieved before being swept away by Zhao Ke with champagne.
Zhao Ke started the game with three consecutive shots, and his teammates were almost wiped out.They started chasing Zhao Ke, but Zhao Ke, like the male pig feet in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, could always pick up a bottle of weapons from under the sofa, in the closet, or in the pile of clothes, and beat his teammates with foam, while his teammates had nothing.
Without weapons, it is destined to be a one-sided battle.
This is what I want!
Zhao Ke was having a good time, but the rescue from the uniform team came soon:
Buckets of beverages, boxes of champagne glasses were sent to the dressing room...
Zhao Ke panicked at that time, and he cursed in despair:
What the hell are you prodigal wives who don't pay for drinks and champagne?
You always have to pay back when you come out to hang out. Seven or eight barrels of drinks of various colors fell from the sky, and Zhao Ke was submerged...
After the champagne fight, the awards ceremony began.
The entire Charlotte Bobcats team was cleansed, cleaned up, and put on brand new championship jerseys.
League president Russ Granik presented the championship trophy and the Larry O'Brien Cup. Bobcats big boss Robert Johnson and junior boss Michael Jordan couldn't close their mouths with joy. Investing in Bobcats is really the best deal!
"The Lord of the Rings" Bill Russell presented the Finals MVP trophy, the Bill Russell Cup.
In the five games of the finals, he averaged 25.6 points, 5.4 rebounds and 7.6 assists per game, and scored 40 points, 7 assists and 5 rebounds in the final game, overwhelming Tim Duncan, who had a super triple-double of 40+, and swept the defending champion out of the gate.
With such a performance, Stephon Marbury won the unanimous vote of FMVP without dispute!
When delivering his acceptance speech, the "Ma Political Commissar" once again wept with joy, thanking the whole world incoherently.
But in the end, the "Ma Political Commissar" changed the subject and exposed the man standing behind him——
It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him!My friend Xiao Zhao Ke!
So, Zhao Ke, who was already drunk, came to the camera, made a scissors hand, and shouted in the tone of a commentator's locomotive:
"The road to glory has begun, let's revel, Charlotte!"
(End of this chapter)
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