Chapter 317 Lucky Charlotte Black Cat
Chapter 317 Lucky Charlotte Black Cat
Chapter 317 Lucky Charlotte Black Cat
Howard hit the frame on his first free throw.
Zhao Ke picked up the rebound, threw it back to Howard, and loudly "encouraged" him: "Dwight, take it easy, take your time, you still have to shoot at least a thousand more, this is just the beginning!"
The teammates sitting on the three-point line burst into laughter.
The heartless Howard himself grinned and said, "Boss, can you encourage me, I'm still a child!"
Zhao Ke walked over and patted his ass: "Come on, boy, try to complete the challenge within a thousand times!"
The Iron Pullers Alliance let out another barbell-like laugh, mixed with a few false complaints:
"Oh no, we can't go back to Charlotte!"
"Boss, I want to sleep!"
"Call the team doctor, someone's wrist may be overstretched..."
The troubles of young people always come and go faster.At this moment, the frustration caused by failure could no longer be seen on their faces, and the sweaty faces were more eager to face the challenge!
Howard aimed at the basket and prepared for a long time before he jumped up gently and sent the basketball out.
This time the penalty was scored.
Howard turned his head and made a "it's easy" expression, and ran to pick up the ball.
Zhao Ke, who played a guest role as a caddy once, sat down cross-legged in Howard's previous position and joined the cheerleading team.
Soon, Howard failed to pretend. The second ball was ironed. There was no problem with the posture. The strength of the shot was slightly stronger.
Under Zhao Ke's high-intensity shooting training this season, everyone's shooting posture in the Charlotte Bobcats is exactly the same as the textbook.
Although there are many stars in the league who can still shoot accurately with weird shooting postures, such as the crooked machine gun Kevin Martin, and "Hacker" Marion, they are just exceptions, and none of them have become sharpshooters.
Marksmen like Reggie Miller, Ray Allen, and later Klay Thompson's shooting movements are very standard. Only standardized movements can ensure stability, and can quantitative changes cause qualitative changes, and enter the ranks of marksmen.
This is what Zhao Ke asked of himself, and as an assistant coach with obsessive-compulsive disorder, he also asked his teammates like this.
Therefore, in terms of shooting posture, the Charlotte Bobcats should be the most standard team in the league at present. Everyone uses the same movement, and they are all picturesque!
Howard continued his challenge, while the enthusiastic teammates sat and talked without back pain, constantly reminding him of "kindness".
"Dwight, you are too hard, you have to treat basketball like you take care of your girlfriend..."
Such obscene words can only be said by the "Ma Political Commissar".
"Dwight, you're too weak this time, have you masturbated too much? The forceful masturbation is gone!"
Oh no, in fact, Chris Anderson is equally wretched.
"Dwight, why can't you last a little longer, you blew it on the fourth ball, it's a bad habit, trust me..."
Matt Barnes is not a nice guy either.
Howard was irritated by the interference of these bitches, and hit eleven balls in a row. He was so angry that he picked up the basketball and ran to the hoop, "boom bang bang" and smashed his head on the basketball hoop for a long time.
After smashing the basket, Howard obviously became more relaxed and scored six goals in a row.
But it's not an egg, the seventh one is dead, he has to start all over again...
An hour later, Howard finally made the tenth free throw, the total number is 570 six!
Very upbeat, he succeeded in the challenge without exceeding a thousand times.
Everyone stood up and stepped forward to hug the first successful challenger in turn.
Zhao Ke was at the end. He patted Howard on the back and said, "Good job! Warcraft, you got a new skill pack!"
Howard said miserably: "Boss, I feel like my hands are going to be useless, and I need Sylvanas' big breasts to comfort me..."
Zhao Ke rolled his eyes and said, "No, what you need is Princess Theradras!"
Howard lay down on the floor and said weakly, "Let me take the dog..."
Kyle Korver was second, then David West, Andre Iguodala, Stephon Marbury, Al Jefferson…
Dwight Howard took a bad lead, starting from him, everyone competed with themselves.
The insiders all chose free throws instead of shots at the basket, and the outsiders all chose their least popular spots.
So much so that when Zhao Ke was the last player to throw ten consecutive three-pointers, it was dawn.
With heavy steps, the Charlotte Ironmen walked out of the brightly lit Conseco Arena, shoulder to shoulder, under the glow of Indianapolis, every tired and strong man dragged a tall figure...
On May 5, Game 31 of the Eastern Conference Finals moved to Charlotte.
The Time Warner Center was filled with excited Charlotte fans. In addition to wearing white and orange home jerseys, almost everyone had a Charlotte black cat figure.
After creating the "Black Eight Miracle" in the first round, the Charlotte Bobcats, who swept to the end, showed a temperament that made the entire league tremble.Therefore, fans with good deeds gave the Charlotte Bobcats a nickname for the occasion, called:
Evil black cat!
The marketing department of the Charlotte Bobcats saw the huge business opportunity behind the name, and they quickly developed a figure called "Lucky Charlotte Black Cat".
It is completely different from the image of Rufus Lynx, the orange cat mascot of the Charlotte Bobcats. This is a cute little black cat with a big head and a cute cartoon head holding a Larry O'Brien cup.
As a result, the Little Black Cat was sold out by crazy fans as soon as it was launched in Charlotte. Even in other regions, the sales of this figure are also very tight.
For a time, the Charlotte Black Cat became synonymous with luck and a standard configuration for loyal fans of the Charlotte Bobcats.
Now, Boss Joe is in the office biting a cigar, happy and troubled.
In front of him was a "Lucky Charlotte Black Cat," as fans petitioned to replace the ugly team mascot Rufus Lynx with a cute little black cat.
This is not something worth worrying about. The crux of the problem is that many fans suggest that the team replace all the cheerleaders with black cats!
These perverts!
Thinking of the Catwoman cheerleaders wearing cat ears, long tails, revealing clothes, and holding whips, Boss Qiao felt uncontrollable irritability in his heart.
He took a deep puff of the cigar and puffed out a puff of puff, feeling his mind gradually becoming clear.
He picked up a pen and drew a tick on the plan for changing the mascot.
Then he made a cross on the cheerleading team's dressing plan, pondered for a long time, crossed out the cross again, and drew a check mark next to it.
After doing this, Boss Qiao let out a long breath, lay down on the chair with his head up, continued to swallow, and murmured:
"What a, good idea!"
(End of this chapter)
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