activa-t Chapter 305 Fuck Your Hello Kitty!
Chapter 305 Fuck Your Hello Kitty!
Chapter 305 Fuck Your Hello Kitty!
The Charlotte Bobcats' fast break actually formed a five-on-zero!
Since Arenas, the "driver who caused the accident", stood still "brazenly", who else can you expect to help wipe his ass?
So until Chris Anderson, the slowest runner in the Bobcats, jumped into the three-point line, the pretending Wizards players were "panting" and "exhausted" to chase near the center line.
When encountering such a pig-like opponent, it is really——
Joy!
Zhao Ke didn't pass the ball this time. He stood firm at the top of the three-point line, dribbled the ball twice to adjust, and then took off lightly. Like in countless trainings, he threw the basketball out with a textbook-like standard posture.
The other four Charlotte Bobcats did not move, and even Chris Anderson, who was rushing to the basket, stopped.
In this situation, there will be no rebounds at all, and his teammates have more confidence than Zhao Ke himself.
"Shh!"
The goal was scored, and there was no suspense.
A furious Eddie Jordan calls a timeout, unmotivated bastards!
The Wizards players walked off the field with their heads drooping, and Eddie Jordan's spittle was almost sprayed into the auditorium...
On the court side, Don Nelson didn't say anything, and waved his hands to let everyone sit down and rest.
So the Charlotte Bobcats drank a drink quietly and watched the furious Eddie Jordan and a group of quails perform sketches.
After the timeout ended, the Washington Wizards replaced the full bench lineup. Eddie Jordan's gamble was a bit big.
After 3 minutes, when he regretted it, the scene was out of control:
Zhao Ke led the second team of Bobcats to play a 15:2 goodbye. The point difference went straight to 40 points. The starting lineup of the Washington Wizards did not have to come back...
Don Nelson asked Jameer Nelson to replace Zhao Ke. The Wizards had already awarded the title. There was no need for Zhao Ke to continue to cause hatred. Good steel should be used wisely.
In the end, the Charlotte Bobcats defeated the Washington Wizards 115:86.
Wizards fans burst into tears and sang:
without any precautions,
I don't have any worries,
You appear in my world like this,
It scares me, I can't help myself...
The "Trident" of the Washington Wizards was weak and only scored 61 points. What was even weaker was their bench lineup, which only scored 5 points!
For the Charlotte Bobcats, the score was very average. The seven players in the team scored in double figures. The highest scorer was Chris Anderson, who had 25 points, 8 rebounds and 4 blocks.
So "Birdman" participated in the post-match press conference for the first time in his career. Don Nelson took "Birdman" and sat on the Diaoyutai with a smile on his face to accept questions from the media.
"Mr. Nelson, do you think the Bobcats' victory was a fluke?"
The local media in Washington asked unwillingly.
Don Nelson pouted at Chris Anderson.
"Birdman" took the microphone, brewed for a while, his face gradually became angry, and then slammed the table and roared: "How could it be a fluke? You have to be responsible for what you say!"
The fat reporter shrank his neck, this guy won't beat me up.
Unexpectedly, "Birdman" changed the subject, and his tone softened again: "This victory cannot be explained by luck at all, it was an accident."
This sudden little show almost reached the waist of the fat reporter's bucket.
"Then do you think Bobcats can win the next game?" asked a blond girl from Shandagou.
"Birdman" immediately looked at Brother Pig with a look on his face, and he was stunned for a while before he said: "We in Charlotte love peace the most, and victory is not our ultimate goal. The coach told us that this season is mainly to learn from excellent teams and excellent players. After all, we are a new army, a group of gentle, kind, lively and lovely Hello Kitty!"
Don Nelson laughed at the side. This kid is indeed a wonderful person, and he will not worry about no one being selected for the press conference in the future.
How did he know that Chris Anderson, who has always been crazy about his words, could say such cowardly words, how could he avoid Zhao Ke's coercion and lure?
Charlotte Bobcats unequivocally bowed their heads and confessed, but instead blocked the media's mouth, there is no way to slander, can't they say that they have no ambitions?
People have already stated that their attitude is to learn!
So only the local media in Washington accused the Charlotte Bobcats of hypocrisy, pretending to be cats and eating tigers, other news media expressed support for Charlotte Bobcats' modest and cautious attitude, and slammed the Washington Wizards' weak bench lineup...
On May 5, Charlotte Bobcats VS Washington Wizards Game 12.
After adapting to the Charlotte's "crazy cat" defense, the Washington Wizards "Trident" returned to a relatively high combat effectiveness in this game.
Arenas, Antawn Jamison, and Larry Hughes made 58 of 25 shots and scored 43.1 points with 75% shooting.
Arenas played 47 minutes, Antawn Jamison 44 minutes, and Larry Hughes 42 minutes. The "Trident" has tried his best, without reservation, and even has no strength to stick out his tongue to dissipate heat.
The Wizards' bench lineup, who was cast aside by thousands of people, also realized their shame and bravely scored 14 points, breaking through double digits bravely.
However, these are far from enough.
Because Zhao Ke doubled up with the bench lineup again, he threw 7 three-pointers and scored 5. He buried the Wizards' bench lineup by himself.
Of course, he also scored 6 assists. Under the connection of Zhao Ke, the Bobcats' substitute lineup showed a terrorist attack power that is not weaker than the starting lineup!
Kyle Korver made 6 of 4 three-pointers and scored 12 points.
Chris Anderson ate four cakes and scored 8 points.
"The Famous Poet" Ethan Thomas was wet and soft, and Al Jefferson succeeded in hitting him with backs. Eddie Jordan jumped in anger.
Just as Wang Zhizhi went down to rest, Eddie Jordan didn't have the habit of messing around inside. His eyes flicked across the bench, and Michael Ruffin was replaced.
Michael Ruffin also bullied the injured UAE, and he couldn't do anything about Al Jefferson, who was strong and nimble.
Al Jefferson scored 15 points and 6 rebounds on these two background boards, which is his new high in the playoffs.
In addition, Matt Barnes and Jameer Niles each contributed a three-pointer, and the Charlotte Bobcats' bench lineup scored a full 60 points.
The Wizards "Trident" gritted their teeth and struggled with the Bobcats' starting lineup, and finally clenched the score. As a result, when Zhao Ke came up with the substitute lineup, it was an unreasonable scoring frenzy. He was completely unprepared!
If you want to kill a thief, you will be powerless!
After four quarters, the score became 102:118, and the Washington Wizards lost their second home game.
Fuck your Hello Kitty, this is clearly a group of big bugs with hanging eyes and white foreheads!
(End of this chapter)