activa-t Chapter 148 Lakers, why don't you go to heaven?
Chapter 148 Lakers, why don't you go to heaven?
Chapter 148 Lakers, why don't you go to heaven?
Seeing that the Knicks official website is so tit-for-tat, presumably the Lakers official website is full of news about Xi Dapuben?
Zhao Ke opened the official website of the Lakers, except for a few posts calling on fans to cheer for the home team, and then prayed for Kobe, hoping that he can recover from injury and play in the fourth game as soon as possible.
This is unscientific, this is too peaceful, there must be a demon if something goes wrong!
The Lakers officials must be deliberately concealing something. Both Zhao Ke himself and the head coach have been suspended. What kind of calculations are the league playing? Don't the Lakers have any clues in their minds?
Looking at the official website of the Lakers, and then at the will just written, Zhao Ke suddenly laughed devilishly: "You guys forced me, wow..."
He found out the lighter and burned the wet will, and went to wash his face. Zhao Ke, who was originally described as haggard and dying, seemed to be radiated by a big nurse, and his face suddenly glowed!
Zhao Ke tapped the keyboard quickly while singing a nursery rhyme: "I have horns on my head and a tail behind me. No one knows. I have a little secret. I won't tell you, so I won't..."
On the morning of June 6, Lakers fans suddenly discovered that the official website of the Lakers became lively.
"Major positive: The league walks the Lakers to win the championship"
"Good to hear: How the referees single-handedly eliminated the Knicks"
These two top stories started going viral among Lakers fans...
In the first article, the accompanying picture is an intimate group photo of Lakers owner Jerry Buss meeting privately with NBA commissioner David Stern, and the text part is quite explosive:
On June 6, Jeremy Buss and David Stern had a cordial meeting to discuss how to recover from the 8:2 deficit in the finals.
After Jerry Buss expressed his willingness to fully cooperate with the NBA's next star-making campaign and dynasty plan, David Stern promised to send "obedient" referees to the game on June 6 to make "body hair-level" penalties against the Knicks to ensure the Lakers' home victory.
David Stern said that he is willing to see the Lakers become the new dynasty team after the Bulls dynasty, and expects Kobe Bryant to grow up as soon as possible and take over Michael Jordan's baton to become No.1 in the league.
Later on June 6, Jerry Buss and David Stern met again in a hurry. Perhaps the loss of the game made both sides very tired, so the meeting was not long.But David Stern promised to announce the league's punishment for the Knicks early the next morning:
Among them, the core of the Knicks, the new scoring champion Zhao Ke will be suspended for 10 games, bid farewell to the finals of this season, and the head coach Jeff Van Gundy will be suspended for 3 years.
Will the Knicks, who lost their head coach and key core, crawl at the feet of the Lakers?
Don't worry, more good news is yet to come:
On the evening of June 6, Jerry Buss and David Stern met for the third time. Did the Lakers get any benefit this time?
Yes, the great David Stern promised to send more "powerful" referees in the fourth game of the Finals, to send off the Knicks' Ben Wallace and Rasheed Wallace within one or two quarters, and to ensure Kobe Bryant's full play on the offensive end through more favorable calls. In this way, the OK combination will be unstoppable, and the Lakers will win the belated first victory of the Finals.
This is just the first step. Mr. David Stern said that starting from the fifth game, he will consider banning Rasheed Wallace by angering him, and the scope of the ban may involve both Ben Wallace and Chauncey Billups!
The Knicks, who have lost their three major players and their core offensive and defensive players, are already a toothless tiger. The Lakers will win four games in a row and regain our championship!
Dear fans and friends, let's celebrate now!The Larry O'Brien Cup has been moved home by our great Mr. Jerribas!
Compared with the concise style of the first article, the second article is much more long-winded. It analyzes the third game of the finals from various details, and how the referees "meticulously" helped the Lakers in the first quarter:
From O'Neal's jump ball violation at the beginning of the game, to Kobe's provocation, Rasheed Wallace's T, then to Kobe's elbow to get rid of Zhao Ke, Fox's thugs steal, O'Neal's elbows to Ben Wallace twice, Chris Anderson's many beautiful blocks and turned into a thug...
Every missed and misjudged judgment is described in detail, accompanied by multi-angle and detailed jif animations.
Through the statistics of this article, the fans discovered that the referee's care for the Lakers is far more than what Jeff Van Gundy said at the press conference at 0:14. If you count the missed judgments against the Lakers, I am afraid that there will be more than 20 favorable whistles for the Lakers!
At the end of the article, the fans saw this line in bold and enlarged: The great Mr. David Stern said that in the next four finals, the Knicks will experience the same penalties in each quarter as in the first quarter of the third game. Knicks, prepare to tremble!
Long live the great David Stern!Long live the great Lakers dynasty!
The Lakers fans in front of the monitor were stunned. Isn't the Lakers uniform team crazy?Don't think the Lakers died fast enough?
Obviously, these two posts are not intended for Lakers fans.
The Lakers official website broke the news!
The news snowballed in the circles of other NBA teams and in other media.
The enraged Lakers general manager Kubchak smashed three computers, but the technicians on the official website of the Lakers tried everything, but they couldn't delete those two posts. They even found out in horror that they couldn't get into the background!
David Stern has already called Jerry Buss several times, asking the Lakers to delete the post as soon as possible and hold a press conference as soon as possible to eliminate the bad influence, otherwise the NBA will ask the FBI to come forward to solve it.
Jeribas burst into tears, Chen Qie didn't want to delete the post, Chen Qie couldn't do it!
Until the evening of June 6, the official website of the Lakers still could not return to normal. The number of netizens who saw those two posts was increasing exponentially. From the United States to Europe and even Asia, there were netizens commenting on the maddened Lakers: You are so dick, why don’t you go to heaven?
The FBI has entered the office building of the Lakers in Los Angeles. The top anti-crime experts in the United States have been tossing for a whole afternoon, but they still cannot regain control of the Lakers' official website.
David Stern suddenly discovered that the NBA official website had also lost control. The reason for his discovery was that he wanted to issue a notice through the NBA official website that "the official website of the Lakers was attacked by hackers, and all the information was false". As a result, the technicians told him that the NBA official website was out of control!
In the hotel opposite the Lakers headquarters, Zhao Ke was lying on the sofa, eating fried chicken and drinking Coke.Seeing the series of codes flashing on the laptop screen from time to time, Zhao Ke sneered and said:
"Give up, stupid human beings, it is not possible to break through your 16-year technological tree in a day..."
(End of this chapter)