The Most Random System

Chapter 1004 - 459: After 18, Men Should Stop Dressing Like Children (Part 2)

What were you thinking?Especially since the dirty water wasn’t even caused by me, and I have no idea why it’s dirty or what’s in it, it made me even more disgusted.

After scrunching up my face and getting rid of the water, I managed to wash my hands, and Bai Bufan was ready to return to the playground.

But after a few steps, he found himself walking alone, so he turned his head and noticed Lin Li still standing there, not following along.

"Lin Li? What are you doing?" Bai Bufan curiously and puzzledly asked.

"You go back first; I have something to do." Lin Li, who had a task to complete, waved his hand.

Bai Bufan squinted his eyes and immediately stopped in his tracks: "What is it?"

"It’s nothing."

"Are you going to cause trouble?"

"Is my mood really so obvious on my face?" Lin Li reflected a bit while rubbing his cheeks.

Bai Bufan’s expression changed.

"Don’t worry, don’t worry, it’s not about harming you this time. I won’t use your name, and it has nothing to do with you. If I’m lying, I’ll use essential balm to clean my wallet skin."

Lin Li naturally understood the unsaid words beneath Bai Bufan’s pale face, so he humorously reassured him.

Sigh, Bufan’s prejudice and misunderstanding against me are still too big.

But Bai Bufan didn’t leave. After squinting and sizing up Lin Li for a moment, he quickly returned to his side with an eager expression:

"I want to join."

Even though he didn’t know what Lin Li was up to, he decided to join first.

Of course, Bai Bufan didn’t want to cause trouble either.

But he was worried Lin Li might do something too bad, so Bai Bufan felt the need to watch over him. It was like feeding a tiger! It’s like offering my blood in sacrifice!

Sigh, just saying it out loud is enough to bring tears to your eyes.

"You want to join?" Lin Li frowned.

"Yes! Lin Li, I’m sticking with you," seeing Lin Li’s gaze change slightly, Bai Bufan immediately stepped forward and grabbed Lin Li’s hand: "For the rest of tonight, I will always peek over your shoulder. Don’t leave me behind!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Li’s eyebrows furrowed again as he recalled his inventory of tricks and considered the feasibility of Bai Bufan tagging along.

It’s enough.

"Alright." Lin Li nodded, and before Bai Bufan could say anything, he immediately added:

"There are too many people coming and going in the first-floor restroom. Bufan, wait for me in the second-floor restroom. I’ll run back to the classroom. Don’t worry, I’m not ditching you. I’ll grab something and find you. If I’m lying, I’ll cut off my turtle’s blackhead."

Although Class Four was originally on the second floor, both were currently on the first floor of the sophomore building, and Lin Li needed to go to the other side.

"What are you going to get?"

Seeing Lin Li speaking seriously, Bai Bufan didn’t really think Lin Li would lie to him, just curiously asked.

"You’ll know in a bit; it’s our gear."

Lin Li smirked mysteriously and gave a teasing hint. Without wasting time, he jogged upstairs.

Lin Li’s figure soon disappeared from sight. Bai Bufan scratched his head but obediently went to the men’s restroom on the second floor. After checking to make sure no one was inside, he waited for Lin Li outside.

He didn’t have to wait long; less than two minutes later, Lin Li was in front of Bai Bufan with two large bags.

"What’s this..." Glancing at the bags in Lin Li’s hand, Bai Bufan tentatively asked.

"Put them on."

Lin Li directly tossed one of the bags to Bai Bufan.

"What is it?" Bai Bufan hugged the bag, then fiddled around and discovered they seemed to be clothes and pants?

"A man over 18 shouldn’t dress like a child anymore; he should look more mature and steady."

Lin Li smiled slightly but didn’t explain further. He took the initiative to enter a toilet stall, and soon, with Bai Bufan still outside and unmoving, Lin Li’s school uniform was hanging over the top of the stall divider, clearly indicating he was changing.

"Clack."

Bai Bufan was still rummaging through the bag to see what was inside when Lin Li already emerged from the stall.

He lifted his eyes; stunned; wide-eyed, shell-shocked!

"What the heck is this—"

"Where did you get this from, for crying out loud—"

Once he confirmed what he was seeing, Bai Bufan couldn’t hold it in—

Lin Li had changed into a pure black jacket, with a black and gray striped plaid long-sleeve shirt underneath, the shirt’s hem fully tucked into his pants.

Additionally, it seemed like there was a pillow stuffed under the shirt, making Lin Li look as if he suddenly had a large belly.

The lower part of his body was clad in black dress pants, which were noticeably oversized, hanging loosely, and with a high waist, if not for an old brown belt holding them up, they’d fall in seconds.

Not to mention, Lin Li’s originally naturally falling hair was now slicked up and to the side, fixed in place.

Lastly, his athletic shoes now transformed into a pair of black leather shoes.

High emotional intelligence: very executive-looking.

Low emotional intelligence: greasy middle-aged man outfit.

"You’re over eighteen so dressing more mature is fine, but you look as if this is the last age you’ll ever reach in this life, Lin Li."

Bai Bufan clutched his own bag and laughed so hard he crouched onto the floor.

This is hilarious beyond belief.

"Are you going to put it on or not? Quick." Lin Li wasn’t upset at Bai Bufan’s reaction, he was even quite satisfied, but he urged him.

"Why dress like this?" Bai Bufan, still questioning, walked into a stall, prepared to listen while changing.

He felt like it was going to be interesting.

"Pretending to be teachers." Lin Li smirked slightly, revealing his plan—

"With how we look right now, put on a mask later, add a fake pair of glasses, who’ll recognize we are students?"