activa-t Chapter 152: Tardigrade?
Chapter 152: Tardigrade?
"That woman is driving me crazy. She's extremely weak and associates everything with death. Whenever I watch TV with her, she'll try to figure out if the protagonist's death is real."
These words must have been stuck in the Fire Inhuman's head for a long time, so he burst into tears, hugged Zhao Li's thighs, and cried breathlessly:
"Then the woman became pregnant. I thought that with the child, she would be more restrained, or at least stop studying death in that way."
"But after having a child, she changed. She was always worried about everything, saying that the child we gave birth to would eventually have a short life and die, especially before her."
"She also said that I have bad blood," the Fire-type alien said, standing up and patting his small body. "I am an alien. I can feel the Qi that ordinary people cannot awaken!"
"Why is my bloodline bad? I'm fine!" The fire-type alien was extremely angry.
This is a bit crooked.
Xiaoya was quite curious: "And then what? Then you two broke up?"
"That's not the case. After all, she's my first child, and I care about her very much," the Fire Inhuman said, feeling very uncomfortable. "But one day, I had an argument with that woman, and she actually jumped off the building."
"I never saw her again, and I'm also dead." The Fire Alien sobbed, "I know you're Yang Wuchang." He stared intently at Zhao Li, "I know you're capable. You can definitely summon my wife and child, right? I want to see them. I'll give you money. I have money."
Zhao Li raised his eyebrows: "You...what do you think of me? You asked me to summon, and I summoned? Besides, you are a living person, how can you, a living person, worry about the dead? When the time comes, the dead may not be able to reincarnate, and it will be your fault..."
Song Yuan said at this time: "Why don't you check his wife and children first, or look directly at his life and death book, there will be a surprise."
Zhao Li was stunned.
The Song and Yuan dynasties never acted without a purpose.
What he said was basically true.
So Zhao Li quickly took out his mobile phone, scanned the face of the fire alien, and was able to see the other party's book of life and death.
The fire-type alien wanted to take a closer look at his own book of life and death, but Song Yuan pulled him back: "If you don't want to die, then stay here quietly. Can you read this thing by yourself?"
The fire-type alien immediately sat there quietly and didn't say anything.
"What the hell?" Zhao Li quickly glanced at the Book of Life and Death, sizing up the fire-type alien in front of him. "You're quite courageous, and you're having a lot of fun. Young man, are you in love with a demon?"
When he talked about the previous part, the young man's face was suspiciously red, and even the roots of his ears were red. He even rubbed his hands embarrassedly: "How do you know that I usually have a lot of tricks..."
It seems like a lot of information has been exposed.
But after hearing the last part, the Fire Elemental Inhuman's eyes widened: "What? What demon race? Is she a demon?"
Bai Xianchu was very curious and moved closer to Zhao Li to take a look. Her movements were very cautious. She was very curious after just one glance: "Water bear?"
Xia Dongqing was confused: "What about water bears and monsters?"
Zhang Chulan was confused: "What kind of insect is a tardigrade?"
"Tardigrade is a microorganism that can survive in space or under extremely extreme living conditions, and its lifespan is extremely long, which is equivalent to an immortal body. It can easily live for 1000 years. Moreover, the demon clan today is really different from the demon clan in the past. Who can bear to live for 1000 years but not be able to ascend to Penglai like Bai Suzhen? So they have to let it go. It is normal to want to die. There seem to be a few of them in every province, and they are the focus of attention." Song Yuan knew a lot about tardigrades and said directly.
Zhao Li's eyes lit up as he listened. "So, this water bear you're talking about is actually dead? Then I'm definitely going to take its soul back. It's sure to bring me a lot of merit."
"You're quite good, kid. The water bear is such a hard-to-kill creature," Zhao Li couldn't help but pat the fire-type alien on the shoulder. "You actually managed to kill such a hard-to-kill creature."
Xiaoya's eyes widened: "How can a mouth with a temperature of 37 degrees say such cold words?"
Xia Dongqing couldn't bear it any longer, and her compassion kicked in: "Zhao Li, you're going too far."
Zhao Li laughed: "I'm just an ordinary worker. You can't blame me for this kind of thing."
That's quite true.
"Now let's summon her soul. There is definitely no one who can take her away. After all, all the demons in the world can only rely on me." Zhao Li was quite proud. He even took out a piece of yellow paper and scribbled all over it with a very ugly, extra-large and extra-thick black marker.
Song Yuan commented: "I have never seen such an ugly ghost painting."
Xiaoya showed disdain: "No one in Kunlun would draw something like this."
The Fire Inhuman said, "Brother, is this thing of yours really reliable?" However, after he said this, he looked at Xiao Ya with a flattering expression, "Sister, which sect of Kunlun are you from?"
"Kunlun Temple, Queen Mother of the West." Xiaoya was particularly proud when she talked about this.
The fire-type alien's originally flattering expression suddenly changed, and he kept a distance from the psychopath in front of him: "Miss, you read too many novels, I still have Zhang Qiling."
Xiaoya:?
In fact, Song Yuan really wanted to ask.
Since this world is a big fusion of TV dramas.
So where did the Tomb Raiders Notes go?
Where did Zhang Qiling go?
While everyone's thoughts were wandering, Zhao Li actually finished drawing that ugly talisman. "What do you know? This talisman uses the special language of our underworld. Only soul ferrymen can use it. You guys understand nothing."
Zhao Li said this, placed the ashtray on the coffee table, and then lit the talisman.
After doing all this, Zhao Li said flatteringly, "What I just said was all directed at everyone except you. As a knife seller on credit, you certainly know everything. You are certainly different from others."
Xia Dongqing rolled his eyes and muttered to himself, "To put it bluntly, you just don't dare to offend him."
Zhao Li slapped Xia Dongqing on the back of the head: "Why don't you go and offend him?"
Are you kidding? Who would dare to offend someone who sells knives on credit?
Song Yuan looked at Zhao Li's action with a half-smile and deliberately asked, "Where is the soul?"
"Probably...it will take a little longer." Zhao Li looked confused.
When he said this, the talisman in the ashtray that was about to burn out suddenly burst into flames. Originally, only a handful of black ash was left of the talisman, but when it started to burn, a face with green face and fangs could be vaguely seen in the flames.
Song Yuan sat up straighter, a little interested.
"What the hell is this?" Zhao Li was confused.
As soon as he finished speaking, the thing with a green face and fangs in the ashtray suddenly rushed towards Zhao Li.