activa-t Chapter 102 Even if shit falls from the sky, don't catch it with your mouth
Chapter 102 Even if shit falls from the sky, don't catch it with your mouth
After dealing with the hyena orcs who wanted to take advantage of the situation to rob, Yun Xi and others had the opportunity to reminisce.
"My dear, are you... okay?"
Yun Kui and Yun Jiaojiao were the first to rush forward, pulling Yun Xi around in circles, wanting to see if she had any invisible injuries.
Yun Xi's injuries had already healed in Mo Xi's space.
"Father and mother, don't worry, I am not hurt."
Yun Xi comforted.
"Xixi, why did it take you so long to catch up with our team? I thought..."
I thought you were kidnapped by Mo Xi!
Bai You swallowed the rest of the sentence and then glared at Mo Xi fiercely.
"I...had a little accident, so it took me a little longer to track the team. Hehe."
Yun Xi hasn't figured out when to tell others about her laying an egg.
Well, let me talk to my father and mother first.
She remembered that rabbits are viviparous, but this time she laid four eggs. She didn't know whether the timid rabbit orcs could bear this "bad news".
"By the way, along the way, it's fortunate that Mo Xi used his spatial ability to speed up the journey, otherwise... I might not be able to catch up with you now."
Yun Xi changed the subject.
Bai You couldn't bear to hear Yun Xi praising other males, so upon hearing that, she glared at Mo Xi again.
Mo Xi looked back coldly.
It would be fine if he glared at me once, but he glared at me a second time.
"ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
Mo Xi's eyes turned into vertical pupils and a hissing warning sound came from his throat.
"Heh, I haven't settled the score with you yet. Why, you want to fight?"
Bai You was not willing to be outdone.
He clenched his fists and assumed an attacking stance.
It seemed that the two were about to fight.
"Mo Xi! Stop causing trouble!"
Yun Xi was dissatisfied.
Mo Xi snorted, "It was obviously him who provoked first."
"Why don't you go talk to him!"
"Mo Xi!" Yun Xi gritted her teeth.
Bai You is the young chief of the White Lion Tribe. If a fight breaks out, what if the orcs from the other tribe rush over?
It doesn’t matter that Mo Xi was injured, but her four cubs are still in his space!
Seeing Yun Xi's warning look, Mo Xi felt very aggrieved, but he still obeyed obediently. He felt that Yun Xi was a little too partial.
So, he could only imitate Bai Xi's appearance and glared back fiercely twice to express his inner dissatisfaction.
Such behavior is not very aggressive but extremely childish.
Bai You also noticed the eye contact between Yun Xi and Mo Xi, and couldn't help feeling bitter in his heart.
He didn't understand why Yun Xi and Mo Xi's relationship suddenly became so familiar, as if overnight, some kind of unspeakable tacit understanding had developed between them.
This tacit understanding made Bai You feel uneasy and jealous! He had no choice but to vent all his dissatisfaction in his hostility towards Mo Xi.
"Xixi, I'm just worried about you."
"You and this big black snake...he didn't bully you, did he?"
Bai You asked. Dayou Yunxi nodded, and he planned to go up and beat him up.
"No, no, Bai You, calm down too."
"By the way, has anything major happened during the time I was away from the tribe?"
Yun Xi forced herself to change the subject.
Bai You slapped his head and pointed at the tree people and field mouse tribes walking at the outermost edge of the tribal alliance.
“These are two friendly tribes we met on the road.”
"They learned that the evil spirit had escaped from the swamp, and they were very worried."
"So, I plan to join our tribal alliance and contribute to the destruction of the evil god."
Yun Xi looked over and saw the leaders of the two tribes immediately coming over.
"Goddess Yunxi."
They performed a courtesy unique to the Orc Continent towards Yun Xi.
"I am the chief of the tree people, Dongfang Ye."
"I am Dean, the chief of the field mouse clan."
The Tree People speak slowly but have a gentle temperament, especially their dark green eyes, which are like fine jade, and make people immersed in them at first glance.
The field mouse tribe still maintains its animal form. He looks a lot like the chipmunk in Alvin and the Chipmunk, with bulging cheeks, and is so cute when he tilts his head to look at people!
Yun Xi felt eager to touch it.
Maybe her eager eyes startled Dean. A white light flashed on Dean's body, and a chubby, short and cute little boy appeared in front of her.
Hmm? A southern potato that is shorter than me?
The smile on Yun Xi's face became more friendly.
She decided that she liked orcs who didn't have to look up to talk!
"Hello, welcome to join our tribal alliance. My name is Yun Xi, and I am grateful to the Beast God for not abandoning me and giving me an adventure."
"Now that you have joined our tribe, we are all one family."
"Yes, respected goddess, along the way, we have already felt the Beast God's preference for you, and thank you for your generous gift!"
Chubby Dean said.
The slow-talking tree man Dongfang Ye also nodded slowly, his tone full of excitement: "Yes, Lady Goddess, the alchemy you taught us is amazing!"
At this time, Bai You interrupted and said, "Yun Xi, you don't know. We originally thought that the tree people might be afraid of fire, but we didn't expect that the pills they refined would have miraculous effects. One pill is worth ten pills!"
"You must try it later!"
"Ah? Is that so?" Yun Xi's curiosity was completely aroused after Bai You said this.
"What elixir?"
Bai You took out a bamboo tube from the animal skin bag around his waist.
Unscrew the top lid and pour out a handful of colorful...candy?
No, it’s not rainbow candy. It smells like... the smell of fasting pills?
Yun Xi was suspicious and took the handful of pills that looked like sugar beans from Bai You.
I put it close to my nose and smelled it. Yes, it was the Bigu Pill, but it had many more flavors.
There are strawberry flavors, blueberry flavors, mango flavors, white peach flavors, and even - chocolate flavor!
Unlike the fasting pills they had made before, which smelled like cockroaches!
That smell...
Yun Xi strongly suspected that in the novels about cultivation, the monks who could eat a fasting pill to stave off hunger for ten days must have been because of the smell!
"Ah, this... is such a surprise! Is it a Bigu Pill? Can I try one?"
Bai You nodded and said, "Take it. The effect of the pill is quite good. The one our tribe refined before could only resist hunger for ten days, but the one refined by the Tree People can resist hunger for fifteen days!"
Yun Xi's eyes lit up!
"So, I took charge and exchanged a lot of supplies for the tree people."
Bai You explained.
After all, those supplies were contributed by Yun Xi.
Yun Xi had already put the fasting pill into her mouth. The sour and sweet taste of blueberries filled the tip of her tongue, then turned into a warm current, filling her body.
Sure enough, I no longer felt hungry, and my stomach felt warm, with a sense of satisfaction from being full.
"Good! This is of excellent quality!"
"They're worth it!"
Yun Xi is extremely willing to see such a useful tribe being absorbed into the tribal alliance!
Ah, she must teach all the recipes in "Introduction to Alchemy" to the Tree People! From now on, she can free her hands and use others like cattle and horses!
No, it means retiring after achieving success!
"Okay, okay, Chief Dongfang Ye, I have a lot of pill recipes here, let's discuss them later!"
The way Yun Xi looked at Dongfang Ye was as if she had discovered a treasure!
Seeing this, Dean suddenly felt a little uneasy.
"Lady Goddess, we are actually quite useful as well."
Yun Xi smiled and said, "I never look down on anyone. In the fight against the evil god, every orc can play his or her role as long as he or she is in the right position!"
Upon hearing this, Dean nodded hurriedly: "Goddess, we are very good at digging holes. With the speed at which we dig holes, whether it is transporting supplies or finding a safe way for the soldiers to retreat, we are very good at it!"
After saying this, he even showed his claws.
Dayou Yunxi didn't believe it, so she immediately dug a hole to show her.
"Brother Dean, you are good at digging the hole!" Yun Kui appeared next to the vole orc, patted Dean on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.
"My father has certified it, so of course I believe it!"
After Yun Xi finished speaking, she turned around and looked at the group of hyena orcs tied to the tree.
"But now, it is more important to discuss how to deal with them."
Yun Xi frowned, looking at the group of captives who seemed very miserable.
Seeing Yun Xi walking over, Bai You hurriedly followed.
The male hyena orc tied to the tree had his mouth blocked with a tree fork because he cursed too much.
As for the seemingly "weak" females, they kept begging the soldiers who were responsible for guarding them, and even resorted to the beauty trap.
"Brother Panda, my chest is hurt by you, please come and rub it for me."
"Brother Bai Shi, my legs hurt so much, I can't stand anymore, can you please untie me?"
"Handsome tree man brother, look, we are all trees, can you tie me to you..."
Several female hyenas tried their best to make the warriors of the tribal alliance feel their "charm".
But they forget that when they shake their heads, dirt and scum will fall off their heads, and when they open their mouths, they can see a mouth full of yellow teeth...
The orc warriors on guard thought to themselves: "Help! Although you are rare females, but... we really can't eat shit!"
Just at this time, Yun Xi came.
The soldiers in charge of guarding them breathed a sigh of relief.
"Let me ask you, how long have you been deceiving the orcs passing by?"
"Respected Goddess, what did you say? We... don't understand?" A female hyena said timidly.
"Heh." Yun Xi sneered with an ambiguous tone, "What's your name?"
This question was easy to answer, and the female hyena quickly replied: "My name is Ka."
"Okay, Ka, so...is your tribe nearby?"
Ka rolled his eyes and suddenly looked at a strong warrior who was tied up.
The orc was howling "hmmmm" and no one knew what was going on, but when Ka looked over, he began to shake his head violently.
Kaye quickly shook his head: "No, Goddess."