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Chapter 277 Tell me clearly, whose horses are collectively suffering from diarrhea!



Chapter 277 Tell me clearly, whose horses are collectively suffering from diarrhea!

Huyan Tan in the stands was not paying attention to the game at all. In his opinion, his preparations were foolproof and Tukachi would definitely be the winner!

He boasted to Emperor Mu Wu, "Your Majesty, our men and horses are both excellent. It is undeniable that your men are also excellent. It is just that in terms of riding skills, we have never lost!"

"If we win, it's just a small request. Your country is vast and rich in resources, and your people are outstanding. You will definitely be able to satisfy my request..."

Because he turned his head to talk to Emperor Mu Wu, he could not see what was happening on the field, but Emperor Mu Wu was sitting facing the racecourse and saw the farce happening on the field clearly.

"Haha, sometimes blind confidence is not a good thing!"

Emperor Muwu's laughter brought Haldun back to his senses. He had been wondering how much loss they could recover by asking for it after they won, and whether he should ask for a huge amount to recover all the losses in one fell swoop.

After hearing what Emperor Mu Wu said, he collected his thoughts and turned to look at the racecourse. He was so shocked that he stood up straight!

"prince!"

Huyan Tan was so immersed in the beautiful dream he had woven for himself that he didn't hear Haldun calling him at all.

"Prince, look at the field!"

"What's wrong? Why are you yelling so loudly?" Hu Yantan was disturbed from his sweet dream and scolded unhappily. He vaguely heard someone yelling "We won, we won!" and thought they had won. They were laughing so hard that their gums could be seen!

"Your Majesty, the Xiongnu horses are all suffering from diarrhea, and now the racecourse is full of filth!"

"Your Majesty, it seems that your country's Royal Horse Administration has poor supervision. How can you feed horses with such messy food? But then again, sometimes luck is also a kind of strength. This is a competition. If you lose, you lose. Your country should not make excuses for itself."

He had already prepared these words in his mind countless times, and he spoke them out without thinking.

Emperor Mu Wu smiled and glanced at Hu Yantan, his eyes flashing with understanding, and said with a half-smile: "Prince Hu Yan is right, sometimes luck is also a kind of strength. If you lose, you lose!"

"Prince, we lost!" Haldun's voice was trembling. Losing the game was not a big deal. What was scary was that according to their plan, it was the horses of Dali that should have diarrhea. Now their own horses were in trouble. Didn't it mean...

Hu Yantan's eyes widened and he turned around abruptly, saying in disbelief: "How, how is this possible!"

Then he turned his head to look at the racecourse, and did the same thing as Haldon, standing up without thinking, as if his butt was burned by a stool.

The prince took a sip of tea slowly, and said with a smile in his eyes: "Why not? Since it is a competition, all results are possible. It seems that your country's horses and people are still a little short of maturity!"

The distance was too far, and Haldun could only see his men rolling on the ground, with some inexplicable stuff spraying from behind their horses' butts. What, what was this...

"Tell me clearly, whose horses are collectively suffering from diarrhea!"

Huyan Tan walked a few steps to the young eunuch, grabbed the young eunuch by the collar and questioned him fiercely.

Eunuch Quanzhi flicked his whisk, pushed away Huyan Tan's hand, and scolded the young eunuch with a smile:

"You damned bastard, you can't even speak clearly. Why don't you say it again? Speak louder! I need Prince Huyan to hear you clearly!"

"I will pay attention to what you are teaching me!" The young eunuch immediately understood what Grandpa Quanzhi meant and shouted loudly, "The first place in this horse race is Ning Yuanyi, the third son of the General's Mansion. The second place is Mo Feiyu, the son of the Minister of War. The third place is Su Yunyu, the third son of the Zhenbei Palace!"

"The Xiongnu lost the race, the horse race. Prince Huyan, your people lost the horse race!"

"Prince Huyan, the horses you brought here all had diarrhea. Now the entire racecourse is filthy. Governor Ning sent me to tell you something. Please arrange for someone to clean up the racecourse. There must not be any odor at all!"

After the young eunuch finished speaking, regardless of Hu Yantan's ugly and murderous look, he quickly retreated behind Eunuch Quanzhi. Eunuch Quanzhi moved his feet to block the man behind him and nodded with satisfaction. This boy is smart and worthy of being his favorite godson!

"Your Majesty, how could our horses all have diarrhea? There must be something fishy going on. Please investigate thoroughly and give us justice!"

Hu Yantan's behavior completely angered the officials of Dali. They had been eager to see the generals and sons of various mansions galloping on the horse field and winning glory for the country. Now they finally had their own chance to show their abilities. They were filled with righteous indignation and lined up consciously.

"I have heard that one can conquer the world with reason and win over people with virtue. Today, Prince Huyan has broadened my horizons. It turns out that one can conquer the world and 'let down' people with shamelessness!" The Minister of Rites stroked his beard and started to criticize.

"Yes, as a man who stands tall and proud, you go back on your words, and your mouth is more fickle than the face of God, one moment it's 'windy', the next it's 'raining'. Is this the temperament of your country?"

The Minister of Revenue used to be a taciturn person. Every time Emperor Mu Wu wanted to allocate money, he would look dead silent and say that there was no money, or he would put on a stern face and cry poor. Anyway, his meaning was the same: there was no money, so no money could be allocated!

But today, his mouth was like a switch. Not satisfied with what he said, he added, "Your horses are managed by your own people. Our horsemen from Dali have never come close to you. After you caused problems with the feeding of the horses, you still say that something is fishy. I want to give you justice. A shameless person would never say such a thing!"

Others looked at the Minister of Revenue in shock. Why did he say so much today? What stimulated him?

The Minister of Revenue was still feeling unsatisfied and was about to rant, but the Imperial Censor quickly covered his mouth and whispered, "Alright, there are people waiting in line behind you. Can you give us a chance?"

The Minister of Revenue nodded and muttered, "Being thick-skinned is not a reason for them to be shameless! Please tell him this for me!"

The Chief Censor nodded, turned around and cursed out this sentence. Then the Chief Censor asked when the Huns came to Dali to ask for help, when the two countries signed a treaty of non-interference with each other, and when they suddenly turned against each other, tore up the treaty and invaded the territory of Dali!

After being beaten back by Dali and encountering a cold winter, the Xiongnu Khan flattered his old face and asked Dali for help. Every detail was described clearly, and the conclusion finally came that the Xiongnu people's shamelessness was hereditary!


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