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Chapter 226 You, you are a pig, a big fat pig!

Hearing the system's warning, Ning Zhiyi called on everyone to retreat quickly, "Alright, Prince Huyan has drunk a lot of wine, let's go back to our seats."

Seeing the few people leave, Haldun immediately took people to support Huyan Tan. Huyan Tan was unconscious and could not stand steadily, so he fell on Haldun. Before Haldun asked someone to take him away, he felt a stream of warm water.

Huyan Tan defecated in public, and then a "puff puff" sound was heard. It turned out that he not only defecated but also defecated empty-handedly!

Hearing the familiar voice, Doctor Gong subconsciously covered his butt. He had drunk a little wine and was half-conscious. Could he have defecated in public?

He lowered his head and pretended to be very busy, but in fact he was observing other people's reactions out of the corner of his eyes. He felt relieved when he saw that everyone's eyes were not on him.

Mrs. Gong, who was sitting next to him, noticed her husband's sly look and realized that he was drunk. She couldn't tell the source of the voice and whispered to comfort him:

"Don't worry, sir. That was a false confession from the Xiongnu people. It has nothing to do with you."

But Doctor Gong's face became more and more uglier. Listening to the continuous "puff" sound coming from not far away, he also felt it. Without explaining to his wife, he ran out with a bent back.

This scene was seen by Ning Zhiyi who turned back to his seat, [Tong'er, what is Doctor Gong in such a hurry to do? ]

[Haha, maybe farting is contagious, he feels it and is in a hurry to go to the bathroom.] The system said wickedly, [I have to say, Doctor Gong is an open-minded person. I haven't heard him fart in public for a long time. No, he went to the bathroom. Unlike this Hun, he can't control his butt once he gets drunk.]

Ning Zhiyi agreed, nodding his head continuously, "That's right, as a human being, how can you not control your own butt? If that's the case, what if he poops in public? If he dares to be so disgusting, I will definitely stuff it back into his mouth!"

"Clap!"

Someone's wine glass fell, and he probably shouldn't continue drinking the wine, otherwise he would make a fool of himself and be reported to the whole country.

Those who heard the second half of the sentence looked at Ning Zhiyi in shock. For a moment, they didn’t know who was more perverted, the pervert who was pulled out in public?

Or is it this pervert who threatened to stuff it back?

Emperor Mu Wu felt a little bit overwhelmed. How could the girl who was supposed to be sweet, soft, sensible, well-behaved, kind and lovely suddenly change her demeanor? He looked at Ning Yuanze:

Zhengtang, the eldest brother is like a father, and this girl should be taught a lesson.

Ning Yuanze strangely understood what Emperor Mu Wu meant and nodded. This girl was becoming more and more out of line. She needed a good lesson. As a punishment, she should not be allowed to eat any sweet cakes for a day.

Butler Ning: Master, is it possible that the young lady doesn’t like sweet cakes?

[Host, are you drunk?] The system sensed something was wrong. Although the host's brain circuits were different from those of normal people, under normal circumstances, he would never say such "excessive" words.

[No, absolutely not!] Ning Zhiyi denied it decisively.

The system expressed doubt. It was so busy admiring Hu Yantan's miserable appearance that it didn't notice how much its little host drank. [I don't believe it.]

[Really, I only drank one, two, three, four, five. Yes, that's right, I only drank five cups.] Ning Zhiyi sat in his seat and stretched out five fingers, as if to show them to the system.

The system felt like the sky was falling. Didn't it know how much it could drink? How dare it drink five cups!!!

This is the royal palace, it absolutely cannot let the little host embarrass himself in front of so many people, so it has to protect the little host's face.

Xiong and the Second Prince's wife looked at each other in shock and started to recall at the same time how many glasses Ning Zhiyi drank on the night when he went drunk at Marquis Wuning's mansion. Probably less than five.

The two felt that they had to take Ning Zhiyi away, otherwise they didn't know what earth-shattering things this little girl could do. As a result, when they turned around, Ning Zhiyi was no longer on the field.

The others were also confused. No, they were just distracted for a moment. Where did such a big person go? It was understandable that one person didn't notice it, but it couldn't be that everyone didn't notice it, right?

System: Hehe, I have kept my achievements and fame hidden, and I will never give you the chance to see my little host make a fool of himself!

[Tong'er, where are we going? ]

Ning Zhiyi followed the system's command and slipped out of the hall. The system thought for a moment and said, "Let's go back home as soon as possible."

Compared to the imperial palace, Ning Mansion is safer.

Look, the danger has come.

The beauty in palace dress swayed towards them, her eyes seemed to be on top of her head, and it was obvious that she was not a decent person. The system complained:

[Host, I know why some people are disliked as soon as they appear. No one would like someone who looks down on others.]

Ning Zhiyi was tired, so he simply found a stone step and sat down.

"Miss Ning, my queen invites you to come over and taste tea." The little palace maid bowed perfunctorily.

Ning Zhiyi smelled of alcohol, and Li Ronghua covered her nose in disgust. Although she felt disgusted, she felt that God was helping her. It was not easy to deal with a sober person, but it was not easy to deal with a drunkard.

I have to say that this guy is still too naive. You can at least reason with a sober person, but you can't reason with a drunkard.

"Who is your queen?" Ning Zhiyi was so dizzy that she couldn't see clearly who the person was. She was still thinking that it would be nice if Tanchun was by her side, because she didn't bring her with her because she had to go to court today.

Li Ronghua frowned, thinking that Ning Zhiyi was deliberately embarrassing him, and waved his hand, "Take him away. Today, I have to let Miss Ning know who I am!"

The system evaluated the combat capabilities of both sides, felt relieved, and allowed Li Ronghua's men to take Ning Zhiyi away.

He returned to his palace, ordered the palace servants to close the palace door, looked at the small pond not far away, and said with a sneer: "Send Miss Ning down to wake up."

At the moment when Ning Zhiyi was about to be thrown into the water, he suddenly said, "Wait a minute, let Miss Ning take a good look at my face. Do you know who I am now?"

Ning Zhiyi wanted to sleep, but there were always some chirping sounds in her ears disturbing her. This time she was really angry. She opened her hazy eyes, looked carefully, and said "Oh" in sudden realization.

"You, you are a pig, a big fat pig at that!"

Li Ronghua's lips just curled up and then froze. Was he a pig? Or a big fat pig?

"Ah, throw her in for me!!!"

"Okay, I'm happy to serve Zhuzhu." This was what Ning Zhiyi said in response. It was the first time he saw such a strange request, to throw one's own people into the water. Maybe he wanted to ask these people to take a bath.

She loves watching people take baths!

The system was excited and howling. It was indeed its little host. Its brain circuit was so effective. [Host, she has a big butt. It feels very comfortable to kick. You can try it later.]