Don't I Have a Name? Only Know to Call Me Strategic Level!

Chapter 400 The Complete Failure Of Rational Common Knowledge

Nine in the morning.

"I don't know how Yuan Shao will take over for me. How is the situation? Today is the inspection day, so there shouldn't be anyone who doesn't have good eyesight to challenge the majesty of this commander..."

It's two o'clock in the afternoon.

"He told me not to call, and I always feel a little uneasy... Do you want to synchronize with him? He already thinks I'm annoying, if he keeps looking for him, he will definitely call me stupid again."

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

"There has been no phone call from the office. It should be fine. Ah, it's three o'clock and it's almost time to get off work..."

After struggling for a long time, Jiang Buyou finally decided to practice at home.

Essentially, an otaku.

When you go out alone, you have to worry about where to go, and you don't have to worry about staying at home.

Moreover, Jiang Buyou also fell in love with flying saucer now.

Since resonating with Zhong Yuan in sync, the level has improved by leaps and bounds.

After practicing for a day, he cleared the second level, and he almost conquered the third level.

Apart from Zhong Yuan, only Jiang Buyou could do this in a purely hand-to-hand fight.

The price is that the walls on the ground floor of the house are about to be smashed, and the painters can't save it. They have to find someone who does civil engineering to repair it.

Jiang Buyou looked at the time, it was half past four.

In a little while it will be dark.

He jumped off the sofa and said to himself, "Yuan Shao definitely doesn't need me to pick him up, he will come out of the kitchen cabinet directly. I just need to make sure the cabinet door is closed tightly."

So, I rushed into the kitchen, checked that all the cabinets were tightly closed, and finally squatted on the side and waited.

However, an hour passed and the cat did not come back.

Two hours passed and still nothing.

It wasn't until eight o'clock in the evening, past dinner time, that he didn't even have to read the news, that Jiang Buyou could fully confirm that the cat wouldn't come.

He didn't give up, opened his rational general knowledge, and tried to find a line.

Failed to match.

Zhong Yuan is offline.

Jiang Buyou sighed, and murmured, "Oh, he must have gone back to sleep. I'm so stupid...to wait until so late..."

Opening the refrigerator, there were still several unfinished sandwiches in it, as well as the leftover five dishes and one soup from the night before.

I was about to take it out and put it in the microwave to heat it up, suddenly! The kitchen cabinet door was open.

A black cat came out of the cabinet without a sound.

As soon as I looked up, I saw someone holding a fresh-keeping box with a look of astonishment and shock on his face.

What happened?

The expression is so strange?

After Zhong Yuan's shift was over, he suddenly remembered that someone's poison eater ability should have expired. If he ate sprouted potatoes, he might be poisoned. By then, dozens of blind dates would all be googling. It was a crime.

So, come and take a look.

"Meow meow?" Did my sudden appearance scare you? Since you're fine, I'm leaving.

Just about to retreat into the cabinet, Jiang Buyou rushed forward and put his foot on the cabinet door.

"Don't go!"

The cat Zhong Yuan said displeasedly, "Don't go too far, you've already done your day's work for you."

Jiang Buyou struggled for a while, and said in a low voice, "Be a fruit catcher before leaving!"

The contest is over.

Rationality is complete.

Facts have proved that, both at the strategic level, the influence of being super cute is higher than that of rational general knowledge.

Turn a person with a firm will, a lofty belief, who doesn't like cats, and doesn't know how to keep cats, into a cat slave.

Twenty minutes later. . .

Jiang Buyou ate the fruit in a good mood and said, "How does it feel to work on the first day?"

The cat, Zhong Yuan, squatted on the table and said speechlessly, "Jiang Shao, pay attention to your wording. What do you mean by being on duty on the first day?"

Jiang Buyou chuckled, and said to him from left to right, "How does the foot-washing bucket feel?"

Cat Zhong Yuan said, "Don't change the subject, and don't trick me. Just say it."

Jiang Buyou said seriously, "Yuan Shao, I will starve to death if you leave. I will really starve to death!"

The college league has reached the semi-finals, and after a few days, he will slap his ass and leave after winning the prize... How can he let him go so easily!

The cat Zhong Yuan opened his telepathy, eavesdropped on this guy's thoughts, thought for a while, and said, "You pick someone with better cooking skills tomorrow."

ah?

What's the meaning?

At this time, Jiang Buyou still couldn't understand the meaning of Zhong Yuan's words.

By the next day, he was an hour later than usual.

When I entered the military area, I don't know if it was an illusion, but the people I met on the road were much more enthusiastic than usual.

The heart-pounding passion...

Jiang Buyou was puzzled, and he didn't know what medicine these people had taken wrongly.

Entering the office, I immediately saw a large pile of letters on the table.

Picking up one at random, I saw the three words petition written on the envelope.

Looking at the others, they are also petitions.

Jiang Buyou was slightly startled.

The Guan family was handed over to Wang Podi and kept in custody. After hearing the news, did this group of people finally couldn't help but gather together to force the palace?

How dare you write a petition!

Let's see what they use to threaten!

Jiang Buyou opened a letter, only to see black and white characters, the handwriting was correct, it said:

Dear Marshal,

The two luckiest things in my life are, first, I met you in the best years of my life. Second, I will follow you and accompany you in the days to come! "

You are the brightest sun in the sky, your brilliance shines and guides my path never to be lost!

I want to dedicate to you the most loyal guardian in my life. Sincerely, I salute you!

Jiang Buyou was dumbfounded.

It's completely different from what you imagined!

Who will explain, what is the situation of this inexplicable dog-licking letter?

Jiang Buyou's hair was full of black lines, and he opened another one.

I saw it said:

Dear Marshal:

You are the person I respect the most in my life.

If I could live another lifetime, I would still choose your subordinates and fight with you.

As long as you are still moving forward, I will never take half a step back!

If there is a call, we will rush to your side immediately without hesitation!

Yours sincerely!

Go crazy! Another dog licking letter? !

The writing is so disgusting!

Jiang Buyou had goosebumps all over his body, and his whole body was not well.

There are so many letters on the table, shouldn't all of them have similar content?

Are they brainwashed? Or is your brain trapped by the door? !

Jiang Buyou hastily opened another one, only to see that it said: You are three, I am nine, except you are still you!

Another one!

Dear young marshal, ever since I saw your heroic appearance on the training ground, I can't sleep at night, I can't sleep, my mind is full of you...

This petition letter, which was comparable to a love letter, was thrown out by Jiang Buyou.

Yuan Shao, I asked you to help take over the shift, what did you do to my subordinates?

Jiang Buyou was shocked, and suddenly remembered a certain sentence Zhong Yuan said.

I will teach them to be human...

As a result, a terrifying scene suddenly appeared in Jiang Buyou's mind:

Zhong Yuan transformed into his appearance, and when inspecting the elite team, he displayed his cuteness to them...