activa-t Chapter 409 Madara isn't human!
Chapter 409 Madara isn't human!
The masked man would rather believe that the white Zetsu in front of him had lost its mind than believe that what it was saying was true.
Do White Zetsu even have a brain?
Maybe not.
"Obito, don't you believe me? I'm telling the truth! I even have photographic evidence!"
Seeing that Obito didn't believe him, White Zetsu hurriedly started digging into his own body.
As a vegetative state, White Zetsu, apart from not being immortal, is very similar to the body resurrected through Edo Tensei; both have only one exterior while their internal bodies are identical.
Therefore, storing photos inside White Zetsu's body is much more reasonable than Orochimaru using his mouth to store things.
Orochimaru also had to consider whether to put water in the things he stored in his mouth, and every time he took out a scroll, it was covered in saliva.
Fortunately, Orochimaru seems to have become more hygienic now and hasn't done that for a long time.
"Don't call me by that name, call me Ban."
The masked man had been eating his curry rice while listening to the story of White Zetsu, and he finished it all. Now he's put his mask back on.
The Sharingan pierced through the mask, revealing a cold gaze.
However, this coldness did not last for more than a few seconds before it was broken by Bai Jue's rhetorical question.
White Zetsu was stunned: "Obito, you've also fallen for Granny Chiyo?"
"Ahem—what did you say?"
The masked man nearly choked to death by White Zetsu's words.
Before White Zetsu could explain, the masked man realized the problem with his earlier statement.
White Zetsu had just finished recounting the love-hate relationship between Madara and Granny Chiyo when he told White Zetsu, "Call me Madara."
That can indeed easily lead to misunderstandings.
"Fine, let me see the photos."
The masked man took the evidence from White Zetsu.
In the photos, the reanimated Uchiha Madara and Granny Chiyo, one old (Madara) and one young (Chiyo), appear in various places in Sunagakure.
In the corner of the photo is the tragic figure of Hashirama.
Not only do they have to pay, but they also have to act as bag carriers.
"This is the First Hokage? What was he doing following Madara... uh, you'd better not say anything."
The masked man instinctively asked a question, but then suddenly remembered that the story Bai Jue had just told was actually a love triangle, so he immediately changed his mind.
The masked man immediately thought of the news he had just received in the past few days.
It was another White Zetsu who came over and told him.
The story is still outrageous, but the information within is extremely important.
Uchiha Sasuke awakened the Rinnegan.
It seems that he has found a shortcut to advance to the Sharingan, and his advancement speed is extremely fast.
The masked man was thinking that if Nagato didn't know what was good for him, then he could use Sasuke's Rinnegan as a substitute.
It seems that Orochimaru's side is resurrecting more and more ninjas using the Impure World Reincarnation technique.
The First Hokage appeared, and Madara Uchiha appeared.
If he wants to become the Ten-Tails' Jinchūriki, he must achieve his goal before Madara does.
Nagato's defenses are too strong, so he has to keep an eye on Sasuke.
The news that Bai Zetsu is bringing is outrageous, but it seems real.
"If it's true, then it's true. If it is, then it's a good thing for me..."
After looking at the photo, the masked man threw it aside.
He stopped halfway through his sentence.
Although White Zetsu provided him with crucial information, it was impossible to determine whether White Zetsu was loyal to him or Madara.
As for Black Zetsu, he was certain that he was loyal to Madara, since Black Zetsu was the embodiment of Madara's will.
Because White Zetsu is brainless, even after years of getting to know him, the masked man really can't be sure.
"Obito, you know me. Madara only knows how to create bonds with Hashirama, and now he's even pursuing Granny Chiyo, who's a generation younger than him."
Only Obito, you were not only a pure heterosexual, but you also invited me to play my favorite part in the thesis defense.
I like you more than freckles~
White Zetsu confessed his feelings to Obito.
Upon hearing Bai Zetsu's heartfelt confession, the masked man's expression beneath his mask turned grim.
Bai Jue's words brought back unpleasant memories of his past.
How many times had Kakashi toyed with him before?
The most outrageous incident occurred when Konoha's septic tank exploded. Kakashi teleported him into the Kamui dimension, leaving him stunned while he was eating curry rice.
After he finally managed to deal with things outside, he went back and saw Bai Jue swimming the butterfly stroke inside.
He had just finished eating curry rice when White Zetsu reminded him of the scene, making him feel nauseous.
"Alright, White Zetsu, I believe you."
The masked man thought for a moment and decided to trust the White Zetsu in front of him.
Otherwise, it would be too troublesome for him to do things himself.
"White Zetsu, while Madara is pursuing Granny Chiyo, I will seize Sasuke's Rinnegan, collect the Tailed Beasts, and gather as many as possible before he discovers it, so as to activate the Infinite Tsukuyomi."
The masked man stated his thoughts, "White Zetsu, I need you to keep an eye on Madara as soon as possible. If possible, have the other White Zetsu also help me gather intelligence without revealing any information..."
"No, Obito~"
A mournful cry from White Zetsu interrupted Obito's words.
"Why not?"
The masked man frowned.
Bai Zetsu actually stopped him?
Sasuke's Rinnegan is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Does this mean White Zetsu is still loyal to Madara?
"Obito, Madara isn't human, he's a being!"
Bai Jue suddenly began to weep bitterly.
He even stopped addressing Madara as "Lord" and started cursing at him.
"What's wrong?"
The masked man was puzzled.
There's no need to repeat that Ban isn't human.
It's already perverted enough that Madara covets Granny Chiyo.
He has both a fondness for old women and a fondness for little girls.
"Obito, actually, you don't know, your companion Kakashi also loves Granny Chiyo, and they are mutually in love."
Granny Chiyo, because her son and daughter-in-law were killed by Kakashi's father, the White Fang of Konoha, harbored hatred for Kakashi that turned into love, and wanted Kakashi to help her have another son...
"Wait, wait, why are we talking about Kakashi again? Isn't Madara human?"
The masked man interrupted White Zetsu.
He was too lazy to even think about whether Kakashi would like the old woman.
Kakashi has been a repressed pervert since childhood, and now that he can write so many bizarre books, it's not surprising that he'll do anything.
"Yes, so Kakashi and Madara are rivals in love."
Madara, in order to eliminate Kakashi, his rival in love, went so far as to ask the First Hokage for help, having Orochimaru revive your grandmother so that Kakashi could fall in love with someone else.
"...Whom should we resurrect?"
The masked man was completely stunned.
He felt that the news he received today was outrageous enough, but he didn't expect there to be even more outrageous news.
Is he really not under the illusion of Infinite Tsukuyomi?
"Grandma Li."
"..."
"It's true. It's said that Kakashi had a crush on your grandmother when he was a child. He fell in love with Granny Chiyo, and it was actually your grandmother who gave him his first taste of romance..."
"Shut up! Shut up!"
Hearing this, the masked man felt goosebumps all over his body.