Chapter 135 The Qilin Appears on Chicken Island
Chapter 135 The Qilin Appears on Chicken Island
In the south, there is a remote little island called Chicken Island.
"Assassin is the oldest profession in the world. Where there are people, there is hatred, and where there is hatred, there will be assassins."
"Assassins are mainly divided into two types: one is state-sponsored, organized and disciplined full-time assassins, which some countries call 'special agents'."
"Another type is the self-employed wild assassin, usually a skilled individual from the common people. The top ten are all unparalleled masters who charge exorbitant fees but never fail."
"At the same time, being an assassin is a profession that cannot be seen in the light of day, and one needs a legitimate profession to hide one's identity."
Chicken Island, roadside stalls.
"Boss, another bottle of beer, please."
"But all I know how to do is play with scissors, who knows how to be an assassin?"
Wu Liuqi, with his blue-feathered chicken hairstyle, muttered to himself.
Chicken Da Bao jumped onto the table, pointed, and said, "Throw away the soda."
"Oh."
Snapped!
“You, a young man with no past, no relatives or friends, no morals, and no money, are the perfect candidate to be an assassin.”
He then pulled out a book he had written himself, titled "The Ultimate Guide to Becoming an Assassin!"
"Hey, why did you put my chopsticks on the floor?"
At this moment, the boss came out and pointed to the chicken Da Bao that had jumped onto the table.
One person and one chicken, "..."
……
At the entrance of Da Bao J Hair Salon.
After the man and the chicken ate, they returned here.
Although they had been on Chicken Island for some time, on their very first day there with Xiaofei, they incurred a debt of 100 million yuan because they found "Qi".
The family, which was already struggling financially, was suddenly left with only a rented room...
Currently, they live in a small room on the second floor of the hair salon, consisting of two chickens and one person.
"This is my latest invention, the ever-changing Street Fighter Egg!"
Chicken Da Bao pulled out an egg with the letter 'J' printed on it and explained to Wu Liuqi, "First, you have to imagine what you want to become in your mind, and then smash this Street Fighter egg! Then you will become what you want to become. However, it's just the appearance, without any corresponding abilities or attributes. It's truly an amazing invention! Don't suppress your inner feelings, just praise it to your heart's content!"
Wu Liuqi looked at the Street Fighter Egg in his hand, squatted down by the door of the hair salon and muttered, "With this Street Fighter Egg, you can become an assassin yourself."
Chicken Da Bao grabbed Wu Liu Qi and pulled him in front of him, angrily saying, "You heartless bastard! All I did was to earn a million to cure your amnesia! Was it so I could buy myself a mansion, drive luxury cars, drink red wine, and smoke cigars?! All that I did was for you!"
After a so-called assassin training, Wu Liuqi received a "graduation certificate" issued by Chicken Da Bao.
He became an "apprentice" assassin.
He was an apprentice because he had not yet completed an assassination mission.
He's not even a wild assassin...
"Alright, you've become a professional assassin."
As soon as he finished speaking, Chicken Da Bao casually tossed aside the graduation certificate that Wu Liuqi had just received, saying, "Certificates are all meaningless; real combat is the most important thing. Look over there."
Following the direction he pointed, Wu Liuqi looked at the hotel across the street.
"Over there, they're having a wedding banquet. Go over there, secretly cut off the bride's hair, and then escape."
Wu Liuqi rested his chin on his hand and muttered, "It's someone's wedding, a joyous occasion."
"Actually, it was the groom's ex-girlfriend who treated us to 500 yuan."
"So much money!"
Wu Liuqi immediately pulled out the scissors, eager to try them out.
Seeing this, Chicken Da Bao continued, "It's just a haircut, it'll grow back."
……
At the wedding, Wu Liuqi used the Transformation Egg to transform into a roast suckling pig and sneaked inside.
"Now, let's take a look at the past of this newlywed couple!"
"Tch, what's so interesting about reminiscing? Let's eat a piece of suckling pig first."
"oops!"
"Pig! Pig pig pig pig spirit!"
……
In the end, Wu Liuqi completed the mission, but he also cut the groom's hair along with it.
While fleeing, they encountered a detection robot from the Kingdom of Ster and were attacked.
Using his instinctive qi manipulation skills, Wu Liuqi controlled the scissors to injure the robot, but his fighting ability was truly pitiful due to his amnesia.
They were in danger, but luckily Mei Shisan happened to pass by and killed the robot, but also activated the robot's self-destruct program. Wu Liuqi was taken away by Xiao Fei.
……
"Don't sleep anymore!"
clap clap...
Two slaps woke Wu Liuqi up. Chicken Da Bao jumped aside, looked at Xiao Fei who was wrapped in bandages, took out a steamed bun and threw it to him, "I just asked you to get a haircut, but you made such a big fuss about an explosion and all that. Mission failed, so you can only eat steamed buns now."
"Then if you're not going to eat it, I will."
Wu Liuqi sat up, grabbed a steamed bun and started eating. "It's so delicious. I wonder if I'm just too hungry."
He stood up and walked to the edge. "Da Bao, how can we find the assassin organization?"
"Assassin organizations are mysterious entities. You can never find them unless they are the ones seeking you out. However, once you enter the top 100 of the assassin rankings, many assassin organizations will actively seek you out and try to recruit you into their ranks."
"..."
After a moment of silence, Wu Liuqi pulled up his hood and turned around. "Let's become assassins. You'll be my manager, and I'm going to become one of the top 100 assassins on the assassin ranking list."
"I admire your ignorance! I've already rented the Big J hair salon downstairs. From now on, that'll be where we take on assassin jobs, and..."
Chicken Da Bao tossed a new pair of scissors to Wu Liuqi, saying, "I had someone make you a new pair of scissors; they can cut through any ghost."
Wu Liuqi looked at the new scissors in his hand, which were noticeably heavier than ordinary scissors.
And so, Wu Liuqi officially became an assassin.
Assassin Ranking: [Rank]
……
The next day, Da Bao J Hair Salon opened for business.
"Wait, let me put up a couplet first."
squeak~
A man and two chickens stood at the door, soliciting business.
I happened to see Director Jiang passing by.
Wu Liuqi: "Hey, beautiful lady, want to come in and wash your hair?"
"We also offer special services~ Hehehehe..."
Chicken Da Bao and Wu Liu Qi made strange noises.
"..."
Director Jiang (with disdain): "Hmph, scum."
One person and one chicken, "..."
"Huh? A new hair salon opened? Come to think of it, it's been a long time since I've had a haircut."
"Welcome! Ah Qi! We've got a customer!"
"Please come in, sir!"
A figure wearing a straw hat and with blond hair walked to the doorway, revealing a smile.
Although he has some wrinkles on his face and a bit of a beard, he doesn't look old; instead, he gives off a solid and steady feeling.
As he entered the hair salon, a mechanical arm lifted up, removed his straw hat, placed it aside, and sat him down. Wu Liuqi quickly put a scarf on him. "What kind of hairstyle would you like, sir?"
"Hmm, whatever... I look good no matter how I cut my hair, ding!"
"Qilin said confidently."
Wu Liuqi, "Hehe..."
Suddenly, Chicken Da Bao pulled Wu Liuqi to a corner and muttered, "Seven, this person seems to be more than he appears."
"Yes, I sensed it too. This person must be an extraordinary figure."
"Keep it up, don't let us get away with it, understand? The assassin's code: never reveal your true identity!"
"Ok!"
Qilin, "?"
An assassin? Heh... Interesting.
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