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Chapter 70 Should we avoid this?

"So... what about the ram? And what about the ewe?"

This time, Ji Shiyan didn't speak immediately. He looked ahead and listened for a while before continuing to speak.

"The ewe loves when she loves and doesn't love when she doesn't. She told the cow not to drag things out and get entangled, because even if she dragged it out any longer, it wouldn't end well. She told the cow to be more decisive, it would be better for everyone."

But the ram hesitated. He tried to persuade the ewe, saying that the house was actually quite lonely, and it would be nice to have several cows living together, making it lively and fun. Besides, when he went out hunting, having a cow at home to talk to and keep him company would alleviate his boredom.

[Wow! What a jerk! He wants both, huh? Maybe after a while, he'll fall in love with a third sheep, or a third cow, and then he'll say, "We can add another sheep to the house, so it'll be even more lively!"]

Lu Yining utterly despised the ram's actions.

It's been a long time since I've had mutton. Today I happened to come across a herd of cattle and sheep. Maybe catching that ram and eating it wouldn't be bad? Perfect, it'd also rid the sheep flock of a pest!

Just moments ago, Wei Siqi was feeling dejected, but after hearing this thought, he immediately perked up. So what if he's not the chosen one? That's not so important! The most important thing right now is when he can finally eat mutton!

Lamb? Lamb is good! Fu Yaxuan clenched his fist slightly. This scumbag ram must be slaughtered and eaten! We can't let it continue to harm other cattle and sheep!

"Baa...baa baa baa baa..." the ewe suddenly bleated loudly.

Those who couldn't understand sheep language all turned their gazes toward Ji Shiyan. Receiving their looks, Ji Shiyan subconsciously parted his thin lips slightly.

"It's blaming the ram, saying that the ram promised it from the beginning that they would be together forever, loving each other for life, but now the ram has gone back on its word. The ram clearly said before that it no longer liked the cow, but now, just because the cow said they could live together, it hesitated, wavered, and even allowed the cow to join their family."

It said the ram was a worthless ram, and didn't love it. If it loved it, it wouldn't have allowed the cow to join in, and its heart wouldn't have wavered.

Lu Yining nodded, pondering to herself: [Although the ewe's behavior isn't great, she's certainly quite lucid, at least more sober than that cow.]

"Stop talking! I'll take care of it later! Tonight I'll roast this heartless ram until it's burnt and eat it! That way, all your troubles will be solved, and you won't have to worry about it anymore!"

"Yes! That's right!" Wei Siqi nodded excitedly. If they also wanted to eat some of its flesh to vent their anger, he could be generous and share some with them!

After all, a ram has so much meat that they couldn't finish it in one or two meals, and some meats get tiresome after a while. Tiger meat, for example, is just too much; they could never finish it all, and he's really tired of it now. Every morning when he wakes up and sees tiger meat, he inexplicably loses all desire to eat anything else.

"Moo... Moo moo moo... Moo... Moo moo..."

Suddenly, a commotion arose among the cattle. Almost every cow was mooing, and some even took a step forward, looking as if they were about to fight.

At the same time, the flock of sheep bleated, and after that, the other sheep also started bleating loudly. Even though Lu Yining couldn't understand sheep language, she could clearly feel their emotions at that moment.

Lu Yining asked anxiously, "How is it? Are they preparing to fight?"

[If it's going to be a fight, then she won't hold back! She'll rush out while they're in disarray, beat that ram to death, drag it away, and take it home to eat!]

"No..." Ji Shiyan remained silent for a moment, feeling utterly bewildered.

Seeing Ji Shiyan's expression, Lu Yining asked cautiously, "Have they... compromised?"

“The cows said that they should behave and do as the mother cow said, or they would gore the sheep to death with their horns.”

Oh dear... [Shouldn't you try to talk some sense into that cow? She's so love-struck; she's bound to suffer sooner or later!]

Lu Yining had just finished thinking when she heard Ji Shiyan continue: "Those sheep are telling the ewes to be more considerate and not be so willful. Anyway, they can all live, so why care whether it's two people or three? As long as they can live, that's enough."

They also urged the ram to quickly take the cow back, since it was the one who had wronged the cow, and now that the cow was being given a way out, they told the ram to hurry up and take it back instead of hesitating.

Lu Yining rested her chin on her hand, her mind still processing what Ji Shiyan had just said. Putting aside the incorrect use of the word "sheep"—what kind of nonsense is this? You're sheep! You're cows! So please, don't ever say things like "two people" or "three people" again!

That sounds kind of creepy!

Also… [It seems like there's a lot of male chauvinism among the sheep. Even though that ewe isn't a virtuous sheep, none of the other sheep are defending her! They even tell her to consider the bigger picture. Doesn't this sound a lot like what bystanders would say to a man in ancient times when he wanted to take a concubine and his wife got jealous and threw a tantrum?]

Those sheep have such feudalistic ideas...

Fu Yaxuan suddenly realized what was going on.

No wonder I felt something was off about what they were saying, and it made me feel uncomfortable. Now I know why!

"Alright, the farce is over. The ewe has compromised under the oppression of the sheep tribe and agreed to live together."

Ah... [Why is there such sadness? So being a sheep...is also so powerless... Suddenly I even feel a little sorry for the ewe...]

Indeed, Lu Yunjie also felt a bit emotional. Whether it was a ewe or a cow, they were all quite pitiful. They could have been beautiful on their own! Why did they have to be so fond of that ram? That ram was such a jerk! He didn't even look very strong! Why did they all have to revolve around him?

Wouldn't it be better to leave that ram and be free on your own?

“Very good! They’re following behind now! I’ll…” Lu Yining stopped abruptly halfway through her sentence and fell silent.

Wei Siqi's excited eyes gradually calmed down a bit, but before long, his eyes widened even more, as if he was very shocked by what he saw.

All those who had been watching the ram's movements fell silent, unsure of what to say.

"Should we... avoid this?"