The Trashy PD Has To Survive as an Idol

Chapter 29

Chapter 29

Ive said it over and over.

The first of the three rules I mentioned!

Dont trust all those broadcasting station guys.

Hyung, the vocalist of Nightmare seems really nice.

Why?

As soon as he saw me, he said I was the most handsome here. Amazing, and he gave me a sandwich. Want some?

Hey, would you eat something given to you by a stranger? I told you not to.

Its delicious!

After being captivated by food, Jeong Dajun was eliminated right after he arrived at the recording site.

Second!

Be careful with your words.

Ah, about Refined, that guy.

What is it?

I ran into them at the year-end waiting room. Their specialty was talking nonsense about grades Seonghyeon got really annoyed.

Didnt I tell you to watch your words?

Oops

Kang Ichae, the indiscriminate blabbermouth of horror: Eliminated.

Third!

Trust Seo Hoyun unconditionally!

Seo Hoyun.

What?

Um Can we really react like this? Wont the response be too bad? If we re-think the plan

You dont trust me?

I cant say anything when you ask like that.

Overly anxious Kim Seonghyeon was also eliminated.

I thought they would do well, but seeing them like this worried me.

Knock-knock.

A staff member entered the waiting room.

You can enter soon. Ill follow with the camera.

I nodded and looked around.

There was still some time before going on stage. Entering now was for the entrance cut.

As we entered the studio, the rookie idol group in their debut year, Nightmare, was already seated.

Hello, were The Dawn.

Whether theyre trying to be caught on camera more by reacting enthusiastically, Nightmares response was extraordinary.

The Dawn members also bowed and sat down as other idols entered sequentially.

Refined, Maze, and finally Today.

I glanced at Today, who greeted everyone with a very bright smile.

Hello, we are Today!

Nice to meet you!

Oh!

Today.

They won first place last time A four-time winner.

Surrounding idols began to whisper.

I looked at my members sneakily.

Expressionless.

No comment.

Ignored.

Good.

Thats what they were told to do when Today appeared. Even the anxious Kim Seonghyeon stared at Today with a stone-cold face.

Thats right, trust me, you brat.

I smiled contentedly and caught Yu Hyeoks gaze. A faint sneer crossed his lips, but it soon disappeared.

The rookies and staff nearby became restless as Today approached The Dawns seats.

And they subtly greeted us with a lowered voice.

Hello.

This guy must have wanted to imitate Joo Woosung.

Guys, thats Hoyun, right? Howve you been? We couldnt even catch our breath. We were so busy.

Yes.

I gave a curt reply with my chin resting on my hand. The other members of The Dawn didnt mind since they knew my personality, but the younger members of Nightmare had a tremor in their eyes.

Is it okay to talk to a senior like that?

No, it was not.

However, when lying down, just look for a spot to stretch your legs out and make yourself comfortable.

?

Yu Hyeok seemed taken aback.

Seo Hoyun, you must be really nervous?

No.

A crack appeared in Yu Hyeoks smiling face.

Oh.

From afar, PD Kim Heeyeon, who seemed intrigued, gestured to the VJ. The camera closed in. It was probably getting a close-up.

How will it air? Probably as a rude character. Its impossible to package it as someone who tried hard to be nervous.UppTodated from

Then, how will the public react?

Whats with Seo Hoyuns character?

The way he treats his sunbaes is really unpleasant. Nowadays, young people have no manners!

Idol fight is so entertaining

Yu Hyeok and Todays members raised their eyebrows.

I looked each of them in the eye, then exchanged a sly smile with PD Kim Heeyeon.

Sunbae.

What?

Do you need a receipt? Why are you talking to me?

Yu Hyeoks face was worth seeing. His blond hair and red face made him look like fresh produce.

His trembling hand seemed to want to grab my collar but couldnt in front of the camera.

You shouldnt have messed with me

Ding!

[Your personality is really.]

The world made me this way.

Seo Hoyun.

What?

Watching Yu Hyeok walk away with a swagger, Kim Seonghyeon patted me, sighed at my sullen response, and then turned his gaze forward.

He seemed to be sweating from anxiety.

Disrespectful hoobae idol ignoring their entertainment sunbae, what a perfect YouTube hit.

But seriously, its fine, right?

While I was seriously contemplating, the MC entered, and everyone gasped.

The long hair that swayed with each step and the flashy face that screamed celebrity.

Hello, everyone.

Nations little sister Yu Jia.

Im actress Yu Jia, the host of Shining Star.

Wow!

OMG, its Yu Jia, the sunbae!

Rising as the nations little sister with her friendly and cute songs, she later transitioned to acting, steadily building her career as the next rom-com queen.

It was my first time seeing Yu Jia as I hadnt had the chance before in my previous life.

Refined, seated next to me, murmured.

Wow, truly beautiful

But a bit cold-looking.

At least theres no one in The Dawn saying such things.

That kind of comment was perfect for getting criticized on air. Just the right kind to create noise.

The Dawn members clapped silently with calm smiles. Hmm, a good attitude.

Yu Jia glanced around the room and then smiled slyly.

What? If we exclude dancing and singing, whats left?

Idols have talent. Besides good singing and dancing skills, you need a special and unique charm that makes you memorable to the viewers. We decided thats talent.

Yu Jia cut it off in one stroke.

Fans would protest this.

Anyway, Kim Heeyeon seemed to be planning to cause controversy by sacrificing someone, even if it meant burning the internet with manipulated content.

Well, I somewhat expected this.

After writing first place, The Dawn prepared their talent showcase to gain a softer image.

I-Ill do this

I wanted to cook.

In the talent showcase?

What do you want to eat?

I wanted to build a gentle image, but Jeong Dajun looked at me like I was strange.

Jeong Dajun was nervously fidgeting with his guitar case while I was thinking about the ingredients I had brought.

Should I make a big portion to share with the cast and crew?

We will do the talent showcase in a 3-minute time attack.

!

Hyung, hyung.

Ding!

[Dont you want to eat the food Hoyun made?]

You guys will regret it.

I could have cooked something delicious.

Ignoring the system message, Yu Jia gestured toward The Dawn. The stage was set, and the talent showcase began. Cold sweat trickled down.

Then first, The Dawn, come forward.

Damn, what talent can I showcase in 3 minutes?

I nodded to the absent-minded Jeong Dajun.

Gasp, am I going?

Go.

Do I really do this? Hyung, what about you?

Im sorry, but please. I trust you.

I didnt really trust him, but I needed time to figure out a plan, so I lowered the corners of my eyebrows, and Jeong Dajun seemed touched by my gesture.

You can trust me!!

Ding!

[Trash!]

Yes, I was trash.

Jeong Dajun hesitated momentarily before getting up with determination, eyes tightly shut, and picked up his guitar case.

Once Jeong Dajun made up his mind, he swallowed hard, his nervousness audible.

Oh He must know how to play the guitar.

Im looking forward to it.

Didnt they say we cant sing?

Just playing the guitar might be a bit boring Ah, I really want that 15-minute broadcast.

Comments flew around casually.

The broadcast buildup was taking care of itself.

Trembling, Jeong Dajun stepped onto the stage and tightly gripped the microphone with his shaking hand.

Ah, hello. Im Jeong Dajun, the sub-dancer of The Dawn.

Yes, Jeong Dajun. It looks like you prepared a lot, seeing whats behind you.

Yes, yes.

Jeong Dajun nodded cautiously. Yu Jia eased his tension with a smile.

Lets see it, then.

Jeong Dajun repeatedly clenched and released his sweaty hand before opening the zipper of the guitar case.

?

The guitar case was empty.

No, actually there was one thing.

Uh?

He pulled out a recorder lying alone in the empty case. With both hands tightly gripping it, Jeong Dajun boldly spoke.

I will perform The Puppys Bell.[1]

Thats right.

We chose the path of variety.

Variety is always the first priority, no matter what.

Huh?

Even with great skills, its useless if you dont get on the show. So, variety is always the first priority.

The members, who initially dismissed my words, gradually became captivated. Even the most reluctant Kim Seonghyeon later joked about adding Kim to it. It was truly nonsense.

Hehe, ahaha!

Whether Yu Jias gag code was originally like this or she just laughed out of the blue, genuine laughter burst out.

Jeong Dajun put the recorder to his lips.

Do Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi Re Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa

It was a beautiful melody.

Mi Sol Sol Sol Mi Re Fa Mi Re Do~

Is this the Concours, a concours?[2]

Whats with that expression~.

Regardless of the surrounding reactions, Jeong Dajun was dead serious.

He finished The Puppys Bell to the end and made a proud face as if he had decorated a billboard stage. Even wiping the sweat on his forehead was a perfect finish.

Thank you. Its an honor.

Haha, so cute, really.

Yu Jia clenched her teeth to hold back laughter.

Satisfied with his own performance, Jeong Dajun left the stage without lingering.

I was up next.

Alright, decision made.

I intercepted Jeong Dajun, who was trying to high-five, grabbed a chair, and went up on stage. Jeong Dajun wore a bewildered expression.

Why, hyung?

I need to borrow you for a moment, Jeong Dajun.

You didnt mention this before!

Life is more fun when you cant predict whats ahead.

Huh??

Jeong Dajun tried to hold me back desperately, but I ignored him.

I racked my brain while Jeong Dajun was showcasing his talent. Something impactful that I could show in 3 minutes, other than singing or dancing.

A skit? I dont have a sense of humor.

Strength? Im old and tired, without power.

Alcohol tricks? Honestly, theyre impressive, but they invite criticism.

Seo Hoyun, are you ready? What will you show us?

I looked at the restless audience and slowly picked up the microphone.

That left only one option.

I practiced my talents relentlessly to fulfill my duty as a variety show PD and survive in a fiercely competitive society. One of the skills I tried to showcase at company dinners was

I will do voice impressions.

Huh?

It was the classic voice impression.

Im a fan of all the previous Super Singer seasons. Ive always admired and appreciated.

The Super Singer program was a show I diligently followed during my student and military days. In its third season, I was the youngest PD in the show, and I worked hard on its editing day and night.

In that show, there was that judge whom everyone knew and who had already been impersonated by comedians and celebrities.

While editing, I had heard it dozens, if not hundreds of times

I will impersonate composer Lim Hyeonsu, the Blue Tiger.

Our composer.

[1] Its a Korean childrens song.

[2] In this situation, Concours refers to a music competition.

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