activa-t Chapter 131 The Bizarre Sports Meet of the Immortal Realm
Chapter 131 The Bizarre Sports Meet of the Immortal Realm
Chapter 131: The Bizarre Sports Meet of the Immortal Realm
Liu Yu and his companions' days in the Immortal Realm were always filled with surprises and laughter. On this particular day, the Immortal Realm held an unprecedented and bizarre sports meet, attracting the participation of many immortals. Liu Yu and his friends also came to join in the fun with great interest.
The first event of the sports meet was the "Cloud Jump Long Jump." Various deities used their magic to ride the clouds, preparing to leap. Liu Yu's eyes widened, anticipating a spectacular performance.
The first to appear was a chubby deity. Full of confidence, he stood on a cloud, took a deep breath, and then charged forward. However, he overexerted himself and plummeted off the cloud, crashing to the ground like a cannonball, kicking up a cloud of dust. The audience roared with laughter, and Liu Yu laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight: "That's not a long jump, that's clearly freefall!"
Next up was a tall, thin immortal who gracefully stepped onto a cloud and leaped elegantly. Everyone expected a spectacular performance, but his magic suddenly went out of control. The cloud, like a wild horse, charged forward, carrying him headfirst into a distant mountain peak, leaving him with a large bump on his head. Liu Yu laughed until tears streamed down his face: "He's going to smash a hole in the mountain!"
Xu Xian couldn't help but laugh as well.
It was Bai Suzhen's turn. She gracefully stepped onto the cloud. Just as she was about to jump, a gust of wind blew, and the cloud vanished without a trace, leaving Bai Suzhen awkwardly suspended in mid-air. Liu Yu quickly shouted, "Sister, come down quickly!" The audience burst into laughter again.
When Xiaoqing entered the arena, she confidently rode her cloud, about to leap, when a nearby deity accidentally farted, shattering Xiaoqing's cloud. Xiaoqing screamed and fell to the ground. Liu Yu laughed so hard she rolled on the ground: "That fart was incredibly powerful!"
The second event was "Immortal Weightlifting." A superhuman walked onto the stage, facing a huge rock. He grabbed the rock with both hands, his face turning red, trying to lift it. But the rock seemed to weigh a ton, not budging an inch. The superhuman gritted his teeth and used all his strength, finally lifting the rock, but his pants ripped open, revealing his floral underwear. The audience roared with laughter, and Liu Yu shouted, "Brother Superhuman, your pants are really flimsy!"
Next, a female fairy went up on stage to lift weights. Her delicate appearance made people doubt whether she could even lift the stone. Unexpectedly, with a gentle flick of her sleeve, the stone floated up. Just as everyone was marveling, the stone suddenly transformed into a large, fat pig, leaping and bounding through the air. The female fairy was terrified and quickly ran away. Liu Yu laughed so hard she could hardly breathe: "This stone turning into a pig is amazing!"
Liu Yu also wanted to try weightlifting. He went up on stage and chanted a spell over the stone. The stone didn't react, but he himself inflated like a balloon, floating in the air and unable to come down. Xu Xian and Xiao Qing, sitting below the stage, laughed so hard they couldn't stand up straight: "Liu Yu, are you trying to fly to the sky?!"
The third event was a "flying relay race." Each group of deities rode their respective magical artifacts, passing the celestial staff in turn. The first group set off, with one deity riding a flying sword at incredible speed. However, when it came time to hand over the staff, his hand slipped, and the staff flew out, hitting the referee squarely on the head. The referee immediately fainted. Liu Yu laughed, clutching his stomach, "His aim was terrible!"
The second group went on stage, and one of the immortals was riding a crane. As the crane flew, it suddenly spotted a pond below, plunged in to catch fish, and threw the immortal on its back into a mud puddle. The audience roared with laughter, and Liu Yu shouted, "Brother Crane, the competition is important!"
It was Liu Yu's group's turn. Xu Xian rode a gourd, Xiao Qing rode a leaf, Bai Suzhen rode a ribbon, and Liu Yu rode a large tortoise. The race began. Xu Xian's gourd wobbled, Xiao Qing's leaf was blown away by the wind, and Bai Suzhen's ribbon got tangled. Liu Yu's tortoise, however, crawled along at a leisurely pace, making Liu Yu impatiently stomp his feet: "Brother Tortoise, hurry up!"
The last event was the "Magic Spell Soccer Match." Once the match started, chaos erupted on the field. One deity tried to control the ball with magic, but it turned into a giant balloon and floated into the sky. Another deity tried to shoot, but kicked the ball into his own goal instead. Liu Yu, in the stands, laughed so hard he almost fell over: "This isn't soccer, it's a comedy show!"
Although no winner was decided after the competition, everyone had a great time.
After the sports meet, Liu Yu and his friends continued to stroll around the Immortal Realm.
They saw a deity selling magical artifacts. Liu Yu curiously picked up a gourd and asked, "What's the use of this gourd?" The deity said, "This gourd can put people inside." Liu Yu didn't believe it and held the gourd up to the deity: "Go in and try." The deity quickly waved his hand: "No, no."
They came to a garden where the flowers seemed to dance. Liu Yu tried to pick one, but the flower suddenly jumped away and made a face at him.
As they walked, they came across a deity painting. Liu Yu went over to take a look and said, "This doesn't resemble anything at all." The deity glared at him and said, "What do you know about art!"
Just then, a flock of cranes flew overhead. Liu Yu wanted to ride one, but the cranes refused and swatted him into the river with their wings.
Xu Xian and Xiao Qing quickly pulled him up.
In the evening, they found a place to rest.
That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, reminiscing about the day's interesting experiences, and drifted off to sleep. In his dream, he was still laughing and joking at the celestial sports meet...