Chapter 341 Hatake's Ultimate 1-for-1 Trade
Chapter 341 Hatake's Ultimate 1-for-1 Trade
Chapter 341 The Ultimate One-for-One Exchange by Hatake Ushio
Kannabi Bridge Timeline 1: "Can't you lend my luck to that idiot Kakashi for now?! Can't you give me a better option?!"
Young Obito Uchiha closed his eyes, clasped his hands together in a prayerful gesture, and devoutly petitioned the online comments and the all-knowing gods.
"Forget it, Obito," young Kakashi advised him, telling him not to make a futile effort.
"How can we let this go! Other timelines are waiting for your wish to reverse the ending of the Infinite Tsukuyomi!!"
Like Naruto, young Obito Uchiha is a protagonist in a shonen manga, the type who never gives up even at the very last moment.
He yelled at Kakashi, "You have three chances to make a wish in every timeline! As long as the last four wishes aren't as useless as the first ones, there's definitely a chance to save everyone from the Infinite Tsukuyomi!"
Young Kakashi quietly watched Obito; he had never been very confident in his own luck.
Even if you say that—
Item 7:
[Gained permanent access to Obito Uchiha's Sharingan.]
The young Obito from the Kannabi Bridge timeline pointed at the comments and exclaimed, "See! I told you it would be useful!!"
Minato Namikaze pondered the wish options from the past and speculated, "Could the wish options on the bullet screen be determined by the wisher's inner thoughts?"
"What?" Kushina didn't quite understand.
She understood what Minato said, but she didn't understand why her boyfriend would come to such a conclusion.
Rin, Kakashi, Obito, and the others were also waiting for Minato Namikaze's analysis.
After discussing the topic of "What was the biggest regret in the ninja world?", Minato Namikaze offered the following reward options: not to be separated from Kurama, to become friends with Sasuke, and for the rift between the Hyuga main and branch families to disappear—these were Naruto's wishes at the time. Black Zetsu's wish options were: to become his mother's favorite child, to bring Kaguya to life, and to obtain power greater than the Sage of Six Paths—these should all be Black Zetsu's deepest, most cherished desires!
Changing the subject, Minato spoke of Kakashi: "Because Kakashi in different timelines is always the one left behind, his deepest wish remains that everyone stays with him! And that he can travel into Jiraiya's works! And Obito just mentioned wanting to lend his luck to Kakashi, perhaps that's what the comment section reads: Kakashi in different timelines wants to see the world through Obito's eyes!"
Kakashi: "Minato-sensei—"
"Um?"
"Please don't make me sound so pitiful," young Kakashi retorted. "Besides, my previous wishes included options like Naruto and Sasuke being lovers and Black Zetsu traveling to other worlds."
Young Obito always liked to contradict Kakashi, saying, "Actually, it's not entirely inexplicable, is it? For example, Naruto couldn't distinguish his friendship with Sasuke because of the comments? As for Black Zetsu traveling to other worlds—maybe it's because he never thought what he did was wrong? From his perspective, he just wanted to help his mother escape, and the comments also said that Kaguya wasn't originally bad—"
Just like the Uchiha clan, their fear and anxiety were amplified after they awakened their Sharingan.
Minato Namikaze nodded; he thought so too.
Perhaps Kakashi was truly too detached from desires, habitually afraid to ask for more. Only the first five of his options appeared relatively quickly, while the rest appeared only every few minutes. It was as if even the bullet screen could hardly provide the wishes that met Kakashi's inner needs.
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: Naruto, in the Fourth Shinobi World War, hears his young father, who has just become the Fourth Hokage, analyzing the events in the mirror wall. He also urges Kakashi, the Fourth Shinobi World War teacher on their side, to think hard about what other wishes he wants to fulfill.
"Even if you say that—" Kakashi looked very troubled.
From a young age, growing up in a single-parent family, he had long been accustomed to being more obedient, more compliant, and more hardworking for his father.
Afterwards, he went to the Ninja Academy and got used to being admired by others.
Once you become a ninja, you get used to doing everything yourself.
Having become a senior, I've gotten used to being relied upon by the younger generation.
Having become an elite ninja, I've grown accustomed to being asked by the Hokage to undertake relatively difficult and dangerous missions.
As Naruto's teacher, he became accustomed to being relied upon by his students.
As a result, he almost never really thought about what he wanted.
If I had to give an answer, it would probably be that I no longer want to be left alone.
Therefore, from the very beginning, the bullet screen had given him the option of "resurrection".
Completely stumped, Kakashi looked up blankly at the comments on the screen: "[What are they waiting for?]" (10+ likes) "[Did the editor deliberately pause here? Are their parents alright?]" (10+ likes) "[Does this app even have an editor? Besides Kishimoto, I can't think of anyone who could have planned this app and drawn avatars with chronological logic so quickly, along with accompanying dialogue.]" (10+ likes) "[By the way, Kakashi was ranked second in the ninja world's strongest songstress, and there's no reward system at all?]"
Over 10 people think this is awesome?!
I don't know which god brought up the very problem that's currently troubling Kakashi!
The ninjas' eyes lit up!
Perhaps the all-knowing gods can give Kakashi some hints!
[You can tip them! (picking nose.jpg) As long as you have money, you can recharge anytime and then tip them.] 10+ people liked this. [These tips are meaningless; most are just snacks, flowers, and Douyin gifts that I have absolutely no idea what they're for.] 10+ people liked this. [LOL, I tipped Kakashi a carousel; I don't even know if he can ride it.] 10+
While others thought it was awesome, Obito thought: What's the point of playing around! The donation I just sent was snatched away by Old Man Deng and given to his brothers!!
The most pitiful one was Uchiha Izuna. Under Madara's expectant gaze, he and his other brothers sat on the platform. Madara even urged Obito to take several photos of him, which almost made Tobirama Senju laugh until he cried.
[These tips don't reflect the status of the second-best songstress in the ninja world! Shouldn't we at least give Kakashi a Rinnegan as a reward?] 10+ people liked this. [Can't we just give Kakashi the Uchiha bloodline limit?] 10+ people liked this. [He already has Obito Uchiha, why would he need an Uchiha bloodline limit!] 10+ people liked this. Kakashi: ————
Don't talk about Obito as if he belongs to me!
Obito: "That's right! Kakashi already has me! What need is there for an Uchiha bloodline limit?!"
Kakashi: "————"
Lin smiled contentedly, "I've always thought that Kakashi and Obito together are especially funny~"
Naruto: "Am I the only one who thinks that Obito, whom they're talking about, is like Kakashi-sensei's mount?"
"The kind where you ride on Susanoo?" Sakura asked.
Naruto: "Mmm-hmm!!"
The Uchiha members present fell silent, imagining themselves being used as mounts by their respective Hokage.
"————" The visual concept was so bizarre that it gave the Uchiha a chill down their spines.
So annoying!! It's all the fault of those comments!!!
[Give Kakashi a siren's voice! When he sings, the enemy will automatically be charmed!]
10+ people liked this: [wwwwww, are you sure this attack differentiates between friend and foe?] 10+ people liked this: [Is it really necessary to go through all that trouble? Didn't they say that when Kakashi takes off his mask, he can charm everyone? And it doesn't discriminate between men and women, even Otsutsuki Tetsuya couldn't resist!] 10+ people liked this: The ninja world is shocked!
How come they didn't know that Kakashi's character included this aspect?!
Obito, Rin, Might Guy, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and the others all turned their attention to Kakashi's face.
Only a few prominent figures from the Warring States period paid attention to the first detail: "Who is Otsutsuki Tateru?"
"This has never happened before; it's worth investigating carefully."
Upon hearing the Second Hokage's words, Naruto turned his head and tilted his head. "Otsutsuki Tecmo? That's a strange name."
[Hahaha! What Otsutsuki hand-typed character! Isn't it called Otsutsuki Ichiraku?]
Naruto: "Ah! They're talking about the 'Hand-Strike Uncle'!"
【What are you talking about? I feel like I've never watched Naruto before ———— (dizzy)】10+ people think this is great. The old man in Konoha Village who was cooking ramen was stunned for a moment.
Even Otsutsuki Isshiki, who was hiding in the shadows, was taken aback for a moment.
It's making this planet anxious. The clan only sent him and Kaguya here. Could it be that in the future, besides Momoshiki and Urashiki, there will be other people coming?
Because the ramen shopkeeper at Ichiraku Ramen in Konoha never opens his eyes, everyone guesses he's actually from the Otsutsuki clan. They're afraid that if he opened his eyes, his Rinnegan would scare Madara and Obito into not daring to start the Fourth Shinobi World War.
10+ people think this is awesome [hahahahaha] 10+ people think this is awesome Uchiha Madara doesn't know what to say anymore, the imagination of "those gods who know everything" is too big!
Naruto was completely bewildered by this logic. He asked Sasuke and Kakashi in surprise, "Could it be that Uncle Tezuka is a member of the Six Paths Grandfather's clan? No wonder his ramen is the best!! I can never get enough of it!"
The Sage of Six Paths, summoned by Hashirama and Madara using chakra, hasn't returned yet because he's too worried about the power behind the barrage of attacks.
He asked Naruto curiously, "What is ramen?"
"Ramen is—" Naruto thought and thought, "basically, the best thing to eat in Konoha! When we get back to Konoha, I'll treat you to some, Grandpa!"
The others: "————" No way! Are you still planning to bring the Sage of Six Paths back to Konoha?!
"Isn't anyone going to object?" a ninja from a certain village muttered under his breath.
The person next to him nudged him and whispered a reminder: "If you're not afraid that the Nine-Tails will kill you, then go ahead and object."
"————" Right, to use divine terminology, the tailed beasts, especially the Nine-Tails! They are the Sage of Six Paths' die-hard fans, brainwashed fans, and toxic fans!
[Am I the only one who thinks this joke is lame?] 10+ people think it's great. [It's alright, Otsutsuki Ichiraku, the rolling pin is his Six Paths Staff!] 10+ people think it's great. [Otsutsuki Ichiraku.gif 10+ people think it's great. The GIF shows a middle-aged man with a kind smile, wearing a ramen chef's uniform, apron, and hat. His squinting eyes slowly open, revealing a pair of purple Rinnegan. What changes with this is his smile; the original kindness is gone, replaced by the arrogance and sinister evil unique to the Otsutsuki clan.]
At this moment, in a different timeline, the ninjas eating ramen at Ichiraku Ramen are all stunned, holding their bowls of noodles! They dare not spit out the noodles in their mouths, nor dare they swallow them! Their eyes want to look at the owner standing behind the ramen counter, but they are also afraid of suddenly seeing something terrifying. Their hearts are like a battle between heaven and earth, being pulled back and forth.
Madara Uchiha from the original timeline of the Valley of the End was feeling very upset. He still hadn't awakened the Rinnegan, but how had the world progressed to the point where even a ramen maker could easily awaken it? And there were so many Otsutsuki!
Tobirama: "It's probably just a prank by the all-knowing gods; we don't need to pay it any mind."
Tobirama comforted him, which only made Madara feel worse.
"A face mask, huh?
Kakashi avoided everyone's gaze and said, "Actually, under the mask is just an ordinary face."
Item 8:
Each time the mask is removed, a different face is randomly generated.
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The eighth option that suddenly appeared, though only a short sentence, took the ninjas two or three readings to understand: "So, Kakashi-sensei is only his true self when he wears the mask. Once he takes it off, his face becomes someone else's, right?"
No one objected. It seems Naruto's understanding was correct this time.
Sasuke glanced at Kakashi, and couldn't help but mutter under his breath, "Your luck—it really isn't very good."
Naruto tilted his head, looking completely matter-of-fact: "I'm actually pretty lucky, but unfortunately, wishes can't be transferred."
"Isn't it said that wishes are determined by Kakashi-sensei's deepest thoughts?" Sakura couldn't help but facepalm, looking at Kakashi. "Kakashi-sensei—just how obsessed are you with hiding your face under that mask? There's no need to go to this extent, is there?"
Kakashi exuded a dejected aura, pleading with a look of utter despair, "Please spare me—I've already given up on myself—" If he could, he wouldn't want to be the strongest songstress, nor would he want to be in the limelight.
[Haven't logged in for a few hours, and the tournament's already over? I thought Naruto or Sasuke would at least be in the top three, but Black Zetsu is third and Kakashi is second! I'm shocked!] 10+ people liked this. [Calling Kakashi Hatake "Uchiha Five-Even" isn't accurate; he lost to Itachi but won against Kakuzu.]
10+ people liked this: [Think carefully again, who killed Kakuzu? It was during his fight with Itachi, when the Azure Beast came to the rescue.] 10
+100,000+ people liked this: [Naruto killed all the katakatsu, but it's a bit far-fetched that Itachi said Might Guy came to the rescue, right? He was completely defeated that time.] 100,000+ people liked this: [He lost because of the setting! At that time, the concept of the Mangekyou Sharingan had just been introduced, the identity of the masked man hadn't been decided yet, and no one thought that Kakashi's Sharingan was already the Mangekyou Sharingan.] 100,000+ people liked this: [Old Kakashi was tortured for 3 days, Obito, come out and say what you think?] 100,000+ people liked this: Itachi helplessly whispered to Shisui, "If this is brought up again, I might really have to fight Obito."
Before Shisui could say anything, Sasuke scoffed, "Hmph! Does he even have the nerve?!"
"Tsk—" Obito scoffed, saying nothing.
However, it seems that he really doesn't get along with Madara Uchiha and Sasuke Uchiha!
[Kakashi's 50/50 chance] If it really is a passive skill, then he's invincible! 100,000+ people think it's great. [Ultimate one-for-one trade, right?] 100,000+ people think it's great. Seeing the comment "Ultimate one-for-one trade," Kakashi suddenly had an inspiration to make a wish!
Just then, his ninth option finally appeared: Option Nine
[Gained a passive skill, forcibly creating a 50/50 situation.]
Fourth Shinobi Obito: "Wait!"
Based on his understanding of Kakashi, he naturally understood what the "ultimate one-for-one" comment in the barrage meant and how it attracted Kakashi!
"You're not allowed to choose this wish, understand?! What do you mean by 'ultimate one-for-one'?! If your sacrificial tendencies are this severe, let me give you a good beating!!"
Kakashi tried to explain, but Naruto and the others were too swayed by his explanations; he couldn't fool Rin and Obito at all. At this moment, not only was Obito holding up his clothes to force him not to choose the wish, but Rin was also unhappy and demanded that Kakashi stop acting recklessly.
Tobirama Senju: "But this is currently the only option that can save the Infinite Tsukuyomi timeline."
They just tallied the timelines where Kaguya descended and used "Infinite Tsukuyomi" to turn the world into a lifeless wasteland—
Timeline before the Uchiha clan was wiped out —
Wave Country 1.0 Timeline —
Valley of the End.10 Timeline —
Nine-Tails' rampage timeline —
Nangagawa's breakup timeline —
in addition----
In the Samurai Bridge timeline, Kaguya encountered the Sage of Six Paths as an infant at Naruto's house, so she did not immediately intervene, but there was still a risk of activating the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
In the Chunin Exams timeline, Obito's rampage timeline, Uchiha's defeat timeline, the Valley of the End timeline, the First Five Kage Summit timeline, and Tobirama's death timeline, Black Zetsu obtained the bodies of the Otsutsuki clan or possessed chakra stronger than the Sage of Six Paths, making him extremely difficult to deal with. Moreover, it was unknown when he would unleash Kaguya, plunging the ninja world into desolation.
In the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kakashi from another timeline chose to trade one for one, but upon hearing the Second Hokage's words, he quickly stepped in front of his own world's Kakashi, saying, "Don't put all the blame on him! My brother can't handle pressure! Besides, in some timelines, Kakashi isn't even born yet!"
"No problem," Tobirama Senju said calmly. "I'll handle those timelines."
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That's right! It's a done deal that she's the strongest songstress in the ninja world.
"Let's see about the tenth wish. We'll need some luck," Hashirama Senju said. "Those young people who have already entered the world of Infinite Tsukuyomi, like Kakashi, can't choose their own wishes. They can only hope that three random wishes can save everyone."
Naruto: "Wait, what if we randomly resurrected Obito in a world where he's alive?"
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