Chapter 119 Black Zetsu: Mom is an Almighty God! R-rated content? Not a chance!
Chapter 119 Black Zetsu: Mom is an Almighty God! R-rated content? Not a chance!
Chapter 119 Black Zetsu: Mom is an Almighty God! R-rated content? Not a chance!
Upon hearing about Black Zetsu's grand adventure, even the Uchiha clan ninjas looked around awkwardly, coughing softly to cover their embarrassment.
The female ninjas were so shy that they didn't know what to say to ease the awkwardness.
Kushina Uzumaki held her son Naruto Uzumaki and cried until she was done. Only then did she remember to teach that brat Obito a lesson!
"You're something else, Obito Uchiha!!"
Kushina's hair, like the tail of a nine-tailed fox, exuded murderous intent.
Obito Uchiha is currently in a state where he knows he has probably been tricked, but he can't just admit defeat yet.
Lin has been resurrected, but his current pain stems from the dilemma that he has made so many mistakes and there is no turning back.
He has consistently adopted an avoidance strategy regarding Kushina's desire to beat him up and the Uchiha clan's desire to subjugate him.
Even the Vajra Sealing Technique of the Uzumaki Clan could be easily penetrated by Obito Uchiha's Intangibility skill; no one could stop Obito Uchiha.
The great adventure on Black Zetsu's side has begun.
He was locked in a transparent glass room, where an ultra-high-definition LCD TV was playing some kind of romance film featuring Kaguya Otsutsuki as the heroine.
I originally thought that the so-called "restriction" referred to the scope of strength and ability.
As a result, when Black Zetsu saw those high-definition, sound-filled, and utterly enchanting animated shorts, his spiritual form died.
Kushina, who had been chasing Obito, sprinted back to Naruto's side and covered her son Naruto's eyes with one hand.
With her other hand, she covered her husband Minato Namikaze's eyes!
The strange sound that couldn't be ignored piqued Naruto's curiosity, making him especially eager to see what was happening.
But Kushina, with her sharp eyes and calm demeanor, threatened him: "Naruto~ You weren't peeking, were you~?!"
Naruto shook his head vigorously, "No, no!! I have no interest in those white-haired, bushy-browed old women—? Ah!!"
Before she could finish speaking, Kushina punched her! She crouched on the ground, clutching the large bump on her head, on the verge of tears.
When Kushina moved the hand that was blocking his eyes to hit Naruto, Minato immediately covered his eyes tightly with both hands.
Miyano Chunin Exams Timeline -
The successive heads of the Nara clan sighed to the heavens, lamenting that this husband-taming technique was comparable to that of their own tigresses.
"Close your eyes now!!!"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
A group of Nara clan chiefs obediently covered their eyes, wishing they could plug their ears with their clan's secret techniques.
Generations of grandparents and grandchildren, not one of them has any backbone.
"Hmph! Unbearable to look at!" Madara Uchiha crossed his arms, seemingly commenting on the restricted content he had forced Black Zetsu to see in the mirror.
This is still the current situation on this timeline.
Hashirama knew that Madara had not compromised yet, and that this was only the calm before the storm. He could only use this time to try to persuade Madara to abandon the Eye of the Moon plan and see the better things in the ninja world, instead of only seeing darkness and negativity.
"Isn't this great?" Hashirama said, standing next to Madara. "There's never this lively time in the Pure Land."
Madara Uchiha: "I hate crowds."
Hashirama smirked, "You clearly want everyone to approve of you, but you also hate crowds. Madara, you really are as awkward as the comments say."
Madara Uchiha was displeased. "You want to fight me right now?!"
Hashirama, hugging his knees, squatted dejectedly on the ground, muttering under his breath, "Unreasonable—unreasonable—unreasonable—"
"snort!!"
The high-definition restricted content in the mirror was barely acceptable at first, but later the content, images, and sound effects gradually became explosive and shocking.
The ninjas didn't know what Black Zetsu was thinking. They didn't even know why the barrage wall gave Black Zetsu this great adventure. But in the timelines of Konoha's team division and the Land of Waves 1.0 timeline, where Naruto's mother was not resurrected, Uchiha Mikoto covered Sasuke and Naruto's eyes in place of Kushina.
Naruto was disobedient and always wanted to sneak a peek.
But Mikoto sternly stopped them all.
Naruto seems to particularly enjoy being disciplined. Even though he has no interest in those things, he always wants to test the limits of being scolded, just to experience the feeling of being scolded by his mother once more.
Finally, unable to bear it any longer, Sasuke, in order to prevent Naruto from causing trouble for his mother, simply covered his own eyes with one hand and blocked Naruto's eyes with the other, refusing to let him see.
Enraged, Naruto shouted, "My Sexy Jutsu is just as good as hers! What's wrong with me looking at it?!"
Sasuke: "Idiot! This is no longer just a Sexy Jutsu!!"
"Wrong? Sasuke, how did you know?"
The atmosphere suddenly became tense! Everyone's eyes were focused on Sasuke, who was speechless with embarrassment.
Samurai Bridge Timeline —
Uchiha Adult C Obito, watching the barrage of comments punishing Black Zetsu, felt as if he had been mentally corrupted.
This is where Sasuke's advantage really shines, because he was already in a state of partial blindness—
Sakura had already started yelling, "No normal person's breasts are that big!! This is completely against normal human physiology! And the fat on her hips and thighs is so thick! It makes it so inconvenient to move around!!"
As a woman and a medical ninja, Sakura Haruno, with her buffs fully stacked, has no emotions in her eyes, only skills!
Kakashi loves watching Icha Icha Paradise, but actually—
He's from the same boat as Obito Uchiha!
He habitually took out a textbook from his ninja tool bag and used it to cover his face, which he didn't need to cover anyway, since he only had one eye left.
"Wow, wow—this adventure is really amazing, or is it indecent?"
At least in each timeline, those old perverts like the Sarutobi clan couldn't suppress their inner turmoil.
Deidara felt physically uncomfortable being surrounded by a bunch of Uchiha, so he stood next to Konan, the only one he knew who wasn't an Uchiha.
"Who is that woman? Her skin is like my explosive clay, hmm."
Konan also wanted to know, so she asked Naruto to explain it to them.
Naruto thought for a moment, "It's been mentioned a few times in the comments that Black Zetsu is one of that woman with the tufted eyebrows's subordinates, right? Helping her complete the Eye of the Moon pyramid scheme or something."
I've been watching too many bullet comments lately, and it's made them start talking in a rhythm similar to those "all-knowing gods".
"A subordinate?" Kiba, who had caught up from behind, said, "It doesn't seem like it. I clearly heard him calling for his mother." The Inuzuka clan's hearing and sense of smell are as powerful as those of ninja dogs.
Naruto shattered with a crackling sound. "Mom?!"
Sasuke over there was also clearing away the ice shards; his mother had just revived, and she was right next to him.
Kushina tilted her head, completely bewildered as to what "mama" meant.
Kiba Inuzuka recounted Black Zetsu's rambling soliloquy: "Ah, Mom, Mom is an all-powerful and invincible god, Mom is so beautiful, ah..."
Who is that filthy man? Get your disgusting hands off Mommy, you bastard! You're filthy! I'll kill you all!
Tooth: "Do you still want to hear it? It gets a bit weird later on—"
Karin: "This is more than just perverted! It's downright incoherent. (Sound of a chirping sound)"
Sakura covered Karin's mouth, making her swallow all her words.
Naruto: "So that thing that looks like a lump of mud, called Kurokaku, is that 'Turtle-browed' woman's son?!"
Sakura said seriously, "No, we can't see any physiological characteristics, so it might not be a son."
Sasuke: "..."
Naruto: "...—"
Kakashi frowned and muttered under his breath, "Sakura, ever since you became Tsunade's student, your views have been getting weirder and weirder."
Lin was particularly envious when she heard that Sakura was Tsunade's disciple: "If I could also receive Tsunade's true teachings, I wouldn't always have Kakashi and—" She paused here because the Uchiha Obito she wanted to mention was no longer there, "...they would be standing in front of me to protect me."
Rin's eyes looked somewhat lonely and sad. Listening to her and Kakashi's voices, Obito Uchiha could only exist from afar as an enemy.
As for Black Zetsu—
Let alone 24 hours.
Just showing him that for ten minutes was enough to make him look ashamed.
Having lived for over a thousand years, what kind of scene haven't I seen?
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He had never seen anything like it before!
Let alone a kid like Black Zetsu with such a severe mother complex, he couldn't handle just anyone!!
Black Zetsu, pinned to the ground by Obito the Ten-Tails during the Fourth Shinobi World War, was so patient he was practically grinding his teeth in frustration.
But for now, he had to endure it; he absolutely couldn't let Obito and Madara notice him! He had to minimize his presence and wait for an opportunity to continue advancing his plan.
It's been over a thousand years, so he doesn't mind waiting a little longer.
The Allied Shinobi Forces discussed among themselves:
"Are you really going to make us watch this for 24 hours straight?"
"What about the battlefield?"
"Hasn't it already been proven that it was all a scam? Those two Uchiha wouldn't knowingly continue being deceived, would they?"
"But we can't just let them go unchecked. Letting these two run rampant in the ninja world is too terrifying; who knows when they might start a war!"
The Five Kage couldn't defeat the Ten-Tails, Obito and his allies, and they couldn't kill the reanimated Madara Uchiha and his allies.
Someone suddenly asked, "Doesn't anyone find this strange?"
The person next to him stared blankly in the direction he was looking for a moment, then exclaimed in surprise, "That's right! Something seems off!!"
"moon!"
"At least two hours have passed! The moon's trajectory is still in the same place!!"
From the moment the bullet screen appeared.
Time in their dimension seems to be locked down!
It can still move, it can still breathe, and the wind and waves remain the same. But the moon just stays there, motionless.
Someone took out a pocket watch to check the time.
"Indeed! The time hasn't changed at all!!"
"But that bullet screen went through two different topics, each lasting over an hour!"
"Furthermore, there is time for Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Obito to choose and make a wish."
Just then, Obito Uchiha, who had also noticed the problem, rapidly launched a Truth-Seeking Ball towards a place where Naruto and the others couldn't reach!
The Ten-Tails Obito's Truth-Seeking Balls were aimed at an ordinary ninja from the Allied Shinobi Forces.
When Hashirama Senju noticed, he only had time to shout a warning: "Watch out! Get out of the way!!"
The ninja from Kumogakure looked at the black sphere in horror, and by the time he reacted, it was already so fast that the thing had entered his body.
"ah!!"
A scream!
The Allied Shinobi Forces were caught off guard by the sudden attack by the Ten-Tails, Obito Uchiha!
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