You’re just a little kid, kicking a wanted criminal at the beginning?

Chapter 154

IKEA happy community.

Uncle Wang, the security captain, was lecturing the new security guards.

“Remember, the most important thing for people in our security profession is to have a sharp eye!”

“Know who should be let go and who shouldn’t be let go.”

“Also, it’s important to know when to let people out who shouldn’t be let out!”

Uncle Wang has been working as a security guard for more than 20 years.

It can be said that in the security industry, he is already very good at it.

These valuable experiences are worth giving to these rookie security guards!

“Captain, you have a sharp eye. Do you mean to let the owner go when you see him?”

A very young boy who could tell at a glance that he had avoided twenty years of detours raised his hand and asked.

When Uncle Wang heard this, he nodded enigmatically: “Yes, and no!”

This answer made the new young security guards look confused.

Looking at the confused expressions on several people’s faces.

Uncle Wang smiled and then continued:

“Take notes, owners are also divided into levels!

The ones who are least likely to be offended are the older owners, those in their sixties or seventies. If you see them, don’t show the slightest hint of impatience or irritability.

But don’t be too enthusiastic and don’t have too much interaction with them.

But you must be proactive about opening the door, otherwise they will block your door and scold you for three days and three nights. ”

As he spoke, Uncle Wang turned his attention to the new security guards: “The second thing that is not easy to mess with is the kind of people who keep pets, dogs, cats, etc. Even if you see them, don’t worry about them. Do you understand, these people are acting mischievously?” Get up and be unreasonable!”

“knew!!”

Several people agreed.

Uncle Wang nodded and continued: “As for the other owners, except for the middle-aged man who did not drive, just let them go normally.”

“Why should we exclude those middle-aged men who don’t drive?” a young security guard asked curiously.

When Uncle Wang heard this, he chuckled: “Because this kind of owner is the best to bully. If you are smarter, you can get a lot of benefits. After all, cigarettes are definitely indispensable!”

After hearing this, several new security guards looked at each other and nodded.

Upon seeing this, Uncle Wang continued: “Also, except for the owners, no other outsiders are allowed to enter the community. Of course, those driving luxury cars are an exception. If you see a luxury car, you must greet it immediately and give it to If he opens the door, don’t ask so many questions, just do it!”

“Anyway, you can’t mess with the rich!”

A young security guard said.

“That’s right!” Uncle Wang nodded and glanced at him, secretly thinking that a boy can be taught!

“Except for those who drive luxury cars, don’t worry about the others.”

“By the way, especially the delivery guy!”

“No matter what they say, don’t let them enter the community!”

Speaking of this, Uncle Wang suddenly puffed up his chest proudly.

“Why? It doesn’t seem like it’s prohibited in our community, right?”

Someone wondered.

“No reason, just because we are security guards and have a higher status than them!”

Uncle Wang is on the high road!

joke!

Just a food delivery guy!

Do you want to get in without giving me any benefits?

Treat their security guards as just decoration!

“Captain is wise!”

“Learned, learned!”

“I just can’t stand the delivery guys. I won’t let them in.”

The new security guards started talking about it.

Listening to these words, Uncle Wang nodded with satisfaction.

That’s right!

Teach the bully owners a lesson, bully the lone delivery boy, and retreat when in danger.

This is the essence of security!

“Uncle, open the door!”

Just when Uncle Wang was about to continue his lecture.

A truck stopped at the door.

The bald brother just now stuck his head out and said politely.

When Uncle Wang saw this, his eyes lit up.

He looked at a few young security guards and said, “No, there are examples just after I finished talking. This middle-aged man who drives a garbage truck is among them. You watch my operation.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Wang had already walked towards the door.

“The license plate of your car does not belong to our community, so you can’t enter!”

Uncle Wang stood in front of the car, looked at the license plate, shook his head and refused.

“Uncle, please excuse me, there is no way to park outside.”

Although the bald brother was also in a hurry to go home, there were already cars parked outside.

His truck can’t be parked in the middle of the road.

“You say that, it’s hard for me to do it!” Uncle Wang said, spreading his hands.

The bald brother was thoughtful, immediately opened the car cabinet, and then took out a few packs of cigarettes: “Excuse me, sir.”

When he saw the smoke, the uncle’s eyes lit up and he walked to the car and took it: “Forget it, stop for an hour at most, otherwise don’t blame me for locking the car!

”

“Okay, thank you, uncle!”

Watching the railing rise, the bald brother hurriedly drove into the community.

At this time, the new security guards gathered around Uncle Wang.

“It really works!”

“As expected of the captain, I really didn’t lie!”

“How could the captain lie to others!”

“Captain is so awesome!”

Uncle Wang was so praised that he felt very happy.

Just as he was about to continue talking, he caught a glimpse behind him from the corner of his eye.

Two young men wearing delivery clothes and riding electric scooters were approaching.

Seeing this, Uncle Wang made a prompt decision and lowered the railing.

“I’m lucky today. Examples come one after another. I’m optimistic about you!”

Uncle Wang gave a confident look cheerfully, and then walked towards the delivery man.

“Uncle, please open the door. We are with the truck.”

Those blocked by the railing happened to be Ye Qiu and Xiaopang.

Originally, they planned to enter through the side door of the community, but it was locked and had to use the main door.

“Delivery people are not allowed in!”

Uncle Wang didn’t care so much and just refused with his head held high.

Ye Qiu frowned and said slowly: “Uncle, we are not delivering food now, we are with that truck.”

Uncle Wang ignored it and gave Ye Qiu a cold look.

“I told you, delivery people are not allowed in!”

“unless……”

As he said that, Uncle Wang stretched out his hand to gesture and gave a look that you know.

: “Good guy, this man is so cool. Isn’t it obvious that he is blackmailing?”

: “I just saw that driver brother throwing him a few packs of cigarettes. He’s so greedy.”

: “My uncle is Shinroku. He works as a security guard and collects cigarettes, right?”

: “Absolutely, it seems like I saw the old security guard who went to my house. Even if you are the owner, you can’t even think about entering without giving him a cigarette.”

: “…”

Ye Qiu was speechless.

This was the first time he saw a security guard who expressed his desires so nakedly.

Isn’t it obvious that you have benefits written all over your face?

The most important thing is…

The security guard’s other hand was holding the bald brother’s cigarette before he even put it away.

It is true that it is blatant and aboveboard.

However, Ye Qiu didn’t want to get too fussy with this kind of uncle.

never mind……

“Fat, do you have a cigarette on you?” Ye Qiu asked.

Xiaopang shook his head.

Ye Qiu also dug into his pockets.

Neither of them smoked and they didn’t have much cash on them.

All that’s left is a rope on the front of the car.

“Do you want a rope?” Ye Qiu asked, holding the rope.

When Uncle Wang saw it, he took a sip.

“Look, these are the poor guys delivering food!”

“Don’t let them in again!”

Uncle Wang pointed at Ye Qiu arrogantly and spoke to the novice security guard behind him.

Good guy, your tone is too arrogant!

Ye Qiu raised his eyebrows, this man is really cool.

I really just rely on my age to speak freely, right?

“Brother, this Lao Deng is too arrogant!!”

Little Fatty can’t bear it anymore.

Ye Qiu patted Xiaopang on the shoulder and signaled Xiaopang not to speak.

Then, he looked at the uncle and said with a chuckle: “Uncle, I didn’t hear what you just said clearly. Can you please speak louder?”

After he finished speaking, he didn’t forget to add: “Uncle, if you are old and have no strength, I can borrow a speaker for you.”

Upon hearing this, Uncle Wang instantly became angry!

I have no energy?

You stinky takeout delivery guy!

Do you know what Laoji Fufeng is?

Thinking of this, Uncle Wang took a deep breath!

You want to hear it clearly, right?

OK OK OK.

This lets you hear it clearly!

“I said, you stinky takeout delivery guys are all poor people, get out!”

Uncle Wang gathered all his strength and roared with full force.

The sound was so loud that it could be heard clearly within hundreds of meters!

Ye Qiu was also a little shocked.

This old man is not that good, but he is quite strong.

Just enough is good, enough is good!

Ye Qiu wanted to laugh a little.

Uncle Wang looked at Ye Qiu’s expression and laughed out loud.

Boy, are you scared!

Look down on me?

I remember back then…

Uncle Wang was about to taunt.

But then he caught a glimpse of several electric vehicles turning from the sidewalk.

More than a dozen vehicles…

More than twenty vehicles…

More than thirty vehicles…

There are more and more electric cars.

And these people who drive electric cars.

Wear neat professional clothes.

Although they are not the same one, they are all delivery people.

“Male Gobi, what happened to the food delivery? Who scolded you?”

“Confused? You look down on food delivery people, don’t you?”

“Who did our food delivery guy offend?”

Dear takeaway guys

He stopped the car and glanced away.

Looking at this large group of takeaway guys, even Uncle Wang was a little panicked.

Oh shit.

How many people are needed!

If someone spat on him, he would drown.

“That’s what the security guard said!”

Ye Qiu pointed directly at Uncle Wang.

Hehe, I didn’t expect it, Lao Deng!

There are many people behind me!

If they hadn’t been stopped by Jiaoji on the road just now, they would have to leave in batches without blocking the traffic.

Ye Qiu might not be able to see this good show.

“Security? I hate security the most!”

“They are all working part-time, and these security guards are on top every day!”

“What a shame, I used to be bullied by security guards alone, but now a bunch of us can still be bullied by security guards?”

The delivery boy himself has a little problem with the security.

Now that I was scolded for no reason, I felt angry for a while.

Seeing this, Uncle Wang was completely panicked.

Although there is age here.

But if he really wanted to take action, he might not have to drink Meng Po soup.

By then he was gone, and the compensation went to his wife.

My wife went to square dance with Uncle Liu next door.

At that time, he was really a pure and innocent bastard.

“Hey, uncle, I’m getting old and my eyesight is not good anymore.”

“Oh, there’s something wrong with my brain. I always like to talk nonsense.”

Uncle Wang walked towards the security booth with his body hunched over, looking like an old and frail man.

While opening the guardrail, he muttered again: “I’m old and useless. I always like to talk nonsense. I don’t know anything. I didn’t say anything.”

This scene made the new security guards look dumbfounded.

No, captain, this is what you said to show us, right?

The audience in the live broadcast room was also happy.

: “It made me laugh so hard. This old man must have given up too quickly.”

: “One moment you are invincible, the next moment you are old, weak, sick and disabled, you can change your status flexibly, right?”

: “The action of hiding in the security booth was done in one go. It seems that Lao Deng does this kind of thing a lot.”

: “Absolutely, I really didn’t expect that Lao Deng, a fun-loving person, could be interspersed during this period, hahahaha.”

: “…”

The security guard Wang nimbly got into the security booth.

Ye Qiu could still vaguely hear the sound of the door being locked.

OK, OK!

Lao Deng, you are so quick to coward.

After laughing, Ye Qiu was too lazy to waste time with the uncle.

As soon as the railing opened, Ye Qiu turned on the accelerator and entered the community.

The area of ​​the community is not very large.

After entering the gate, there is an open space about the size of seven or eight basketball courts.

The open space divides the garden and parking lot, so it doesn’t seem very spacious.

There are four high-rise buildings in the community.

After the bald brother got out of the car, he ran towards the building next to the garden.

Ye Qiu took a look and saw that the bald brother seemed to have something on hand.

Good guy, don’t really kill anyone.

Ye Qiu hurriedly drove over.

At this time, the bald brother also ran downstairs.

His family lives on the first floor.

The bald brother quickly took out his keys, opened the door and rushed in.

Ye Qiu and Xiaopang also stopped the car and followed them into the house.

“Okay you guys, it’s true!”

“You guys are stealing here while I’m not around.”

As soon as Ye Qiu came to the living room, he heard the roar of his elder brother who rushed into the room.

Take a closer look.

I saw a woman arranging her clothes on the bed in the room.

On the other end, there was a muscular-looking man, half-naked and smoking.

“Are you worthy of me?”

“I go out to make money every day to support my family, but you do this kind of thing at home!”

The bald brother became angrier as he thought about it, and roared again.

“Why are you shouting? There is something wrong with your mind. He is just here to repair the bed!”

The woman put on her clothes, stood up and said calmly.

“Fix the bed, you two are lying on the bed to fix the bed, right?” The bald brother was so angry that he was shaking all over.

“So what? Who said two people can’t lie on the bed to repair the bed?”

The woman crossed her arms and replied unceremoniously.

Seeing this scene, Ye Qiu called him a good guy.

Six!

How can you be so confident when you do such a thing?

For those who don’t know, I thought it was the bald brother who stole the girl!

: “Okay, okay, okay, if you show me that you are angry, Xing Nan Ye will take action directly and give her two big dicks to fight to see if she can still say something.”

: “This is a typical mouth and 13-year-old boy. What a 13-episode series!”

: “Let me guess, the next step will definitely be to slap the blame on the bald brother.”

: “I have never seen such a shameless person!!!”

: “…”