activa-t Chapter 118 Sugar Orange
Chapter 118 Sugar Orange
"It even knows how to say hello, so polite!" Xie Ruantian looked at the big buffalo eating grass with its head down and suddenly thought it was so cute.
When I see a cute species, I always want to touch it, hug it... well... even ride it.
I don’t know who gave Xie Ruantian the courage, or whether it was the buffalo’s innocent big eyes that deceived him.
Xie Ruantian confidently approached the buffalo and reached out to grab its horns.
"Brother! Watch me!"
Xie Ruantian exerted force with both hands and jumped onto the bull's back. His movement was very graceful and handsome, like a noble prince riding on his white horse.
Xu Wuyang was about to speak up to stop him, but it was too late.
Before Xie Ruantian could sit down firmly, the buffalo suddenly started jumping wildly.
"Ahhh! Damn it!!!" Xie Ruantian hugged the buffalo's neck tightly, fearing that he would be thrown off.
“Brother, save me!!!”
Xu Wuyang didn't dare to go forward, because the lethality of buffalo was no joke.
"Wait a minute, I'll come to rescue you!"
After saying that, Xu Wuyang turned around and immediately jumped onto the edge of the field, hiding eight hundred meters away, fearing that he would be affected.
Spin! Jump ~ I close my eyes ~ Are you intoxicated ~
Finally, with the unremitting efforts of Buffalo.
"Depend on…"
Xie Ruantian did two and a half turns in the air and successfully entered the water... Well... the splash seemed a little flawed, so 0.5 points were deducted.
Xu Wuyang quickly pulled Xie Ruantian out of the buffalo's attack range, with a look of feigned concern on his face.
"Teacher Xie, are you okay?"
Xie Ruantian raised his muddy face slightly and said, half crying, "I... I'm fine..."
Xu Wuyang was holding the cow rope in his hand, looking straight ahead, and walking back with a very serious expression.
Xie Ruantian, with a head covered in mud, followed closely behind, holding a small tree branch in his hand and hitting the cow's butt from time to time.
Finally, after successfully tying the cow in the cowshed, they finally completed the task.
"No cow would like you if you were like this!"
Xie Ruantian threw the small branch in his hand onto the cowshed, trying to launch a final mental attack on the buffalo.
The buffalo opened its mouth, pulled a handful of straw from the cowshed, and began to chew.
It raised its chin slightly and looked at Xie Ruantian with a hint of contempt in its eyes.
Then he blew out two breaths from his nostrils, as if mocking: "Little Pac-Man..."
For a moment, Xie Ruantian felt that his personality had been greatly insulted.
He was about to launch a physical attack on the buffalo, but was eventually pulled away after Xu Wuyang's persuasion.
Xie Ruantian, holding three pounds of rice given by the villagers, met Luo Yuan and the others at the village entrance.
Looking at the small bag of rice in each other's arms, everyone looked at each other and fell silent.
"Just...just give me rice? Is it too late to go back and kill that stupid cow now?"
Xie Ruantian looked pale, the light in his eyes was dim, and with his body covered in mud, he looked like a little beggar.
Xu Wuyang turned to Xie Ruantian and said, "You guys go back first. I'll go find some wild vegetables."
When Xie Ruantian heard that they were going to pick wild vegetables, he instantly became interested.
"I want to go too!" After saying that, he handed the rice in his hand to Lin Yanjun.
"Teacher Lin, please help me take it back!"
Then, he ran away happily chasing Xu Wuyang.
"Brother, you're not really going to pick this thing and take it back? Can you eat it?"
"Yes! It's delicious, I'm not lying..." Xu Wuyang answered very sincerely.
Xie Ruantian would never dare to touch this thing again. It was more poisonous than love.
I turned around and looked at the slope on the side of the path, where there was a large area of short trees.
"Oh my god, look, there are tangerines over there!"
Xu Wuyang glanced at it, didn't take it seriously, responded, and turned around to continue picking hemp.
In the blink of an eye, Xie Ruantian sneaked into the woods with his butt sticking out, followed by a cameraman.
Not long after…
"Woof woof woof!!!" A deafening burst of dog barking rang out.
Xie Ruantian and the cameraman came out crawling.
Xie Ruantian had a large bag of tangerines in his pocket and a piece of black sugarcane in his other hand.
The dog must have been on a leash and didn't chase very far, which is why it was barking more vigorously.
Xu Wuyang looked at the two sneaky figures, raised his hands to cover his face, and pretended not to know them.
"Brother! Look!"
Xie Ruantian presented the bag of tangerines to Xu Wuyang, with a hint of pride in his tone.
Xu Wuyang turned around immediately, leaving Xie Ruantian with a cold back.
Xie Ruantian put the sugarcane aside, then placed the bag of tangerines on the ground and began to divide the spoils.
"One for you, one for me, one for him..."
Wow, the distribution was quite fair. Even the two cameramen were pulled into this criminal gang.
After dividing the spoils equally, Xie Ruantian began to enjoy his share of the stolen goods happily.
Seeing that no one else took action, Xie Ruantian did not forget to urge them.
"Eat this quickly! I picked these up from the ground. They're not rotten! Eat them with confidence. They'll be sweeter than your first love!"
Xu Wuyang turned over the tangerines and found that they had indeed fallen to the ground, without even the stems.
I looked up and exchanged a glance with the two cameramen, then picked up one of the tangerines, quickly peeled it and put it in my mouth. It was indeed very sweet.
"What happened to your sugarcane?"
Several people formed a circle, squatting on the ground and eating tangerines. Xu Wuyang glanced at Xie Ruantian and asked.
"Well...it's him!" Xie Ruantian raised his hand and pointed at the cameraman who had just followed him.
"He just ran too slowly and broke someone's sugarcane by kicking it.
I figured since it was broken and useless anyway, I just shared the root address as well, otherwise it wouldn't be a waste!
Xu Wuyang: “…”
Now we are all on the same boat, so we can't backstab each other.
It’s time to show some sincerity!
Xu Wuyang raised his hand and wiped Xie Ruantian's clothes, then reached into the hood of his sweatshirt.
Like a magic trick, he took out five instant noodles and threw them in front of everyone.
Everyone: "!!!"
But this was not the end yet. He reached back and grabbed another handful of Wangzai milk candy.
Finally, in front of everyone's shocked gazes, he quietly bent down and poured out everything in his hat onto the ground.
"Oh my god, there's chocolate!! Awesome! Bro!"
Xie Ruantian excitedly picked up the snacks on the ground, opened a chocolate ball and put it in his mouth.
"Good fellow! Why are you still pretending to be dead today, like your wife has been robbed? Even I was fooled by you!"
Xu Wuyang waved his hand and said modestly, "If I don't pretend, I won't be able to get away with it so easily!"
The other two cameramen kept chewing the snacks in their mouths, feeling very guilty.